I missed the first couple minutes of this show which appears to be even more ridiculous than Jersey Shore. These kids seem really young. Are they even old enough to drink? They are literally rolling around in the mud in the middle of Nowhere, West By God Virginia. I dated a guy from West By God Virginia once because he was hot, but he was dumber than a sack or doorknobs. It appears MTV has put all the girls in a house that unfortunately is very close to neighbors who already hate them.
One of the guys is a garbage man his name is Shain because, his parents could not spell Shane. West Virginia is really pretty! I can’t say the same for the cast. The crew is swimming in water outside a power plant. I can enjoy a good episode of that redneck challenge show, and learned to almost like Jersey Shore but this combination of the two is not working for me. All the boys want to do Cara and are jockeying for position to see who gets to go first. My money in on Tyler he’s the more attractive of the guys, which isn’t saying much and seems to have the highest level of education, perhaps tenth grade.
The girls have a party basically to annoy the neighbors. I am actually loving the neighbor that comes over to complain. She looks like Sweet Brown with fire engine red hair and glow in the dark neon green earrings. Her top may also be glow in the dark, it’s hard to say. She needs them to bring their party down so she can get her kids to sleep and go do her thang. Oh, it seems that the buckwild girl is going all buckwild on Sweet Brown. SWEET BROWN DOWN, Y’ALL. The bitch just pushed her over right there on the front lawn! Oh this will not end well. Everyone rushes the buckwild girl and wrastles her to the ground like she’s a crocodile and Sweet Brown, (did I mention she has on red eye shadow? Where does one even acquire red eye shadow? ) is all no oh no she didn’t. Shain? or one of the boys tries to keep Sweet Brown from whoopin’ some drunk white girl ass. That was pretty awesome. As Shain hugs it out (literally) with Sweet Brown it takes three guys to carry the squirming drunk girl in the house.
The next day the girls get evicted by their landlords and the boys are wasting perfectly good potatoes by shooting them off in their tater cannon. Where or where will the girls live now? They have five days to get out! (I don’t think that is legal even in West By God Virginia. Sweet Brown gives them the double bird when they move. Sadly, no more Sweet Brown for us. The girls move to a house with no neighbors.
Cara makes out with Tyler. I think Cara is not really from West By God Virginia and just moved there for
the show some unknown reason. Anyway, she’s going to do the do with Tyler as I predicted but tells him she wants to keep this quiet. Tyler says he isn’t telling anyone. It’s a commercial but I expect to come back to a scene of Tyler bragging he was the first to bag Cara. I think she will do Shain as well. Cara is a redhead and we all know they are sluts. Shain was Prom King and he didn’t even go to Prom. He must be the only male in the school who had not dropped out before becoming a junior.
The boys have borrowed a huge dump truck, they put a canvas in the truck, added mattress to line the bottom, filled it full of water, backed it up to the house and everyone jumped off the roof into the dump truck. It actually looks like a lot of fun! The girls have um..gone whild and are jumping in topless. Which naturally means it’s time for JELLO SHOTS! The violent drunk girl who I now know is named Ana is pissed because Cara and Tyler got their groove on in her bed. She’s about to go AWF.
I think this show is a bit too much on the Jackass side for me. I think I am one and done on this nonsense.