It seems we can finally stop the insane speculating about what the big secret Brandi blurted out about Adrienne was. Despite an article here on December 8th, before the dramatically edited episode aired, some have considered to weave conspiracy theories that it was not the surrogacy lie that Brandi outed. Today Life & Style ran an exclusive interview with Adrienne in which she not only admits that she wanted to wait to tell the twins they were carried by a surrogate until they were older, she also blames Brandi for her divorce and for “destroying her family.” Wow, that is a lot of power Brandi wields. Who knew? Let’s see exactly what Adrienne had to say… Continue reading »
Despite the fact there are tornado warnings all over the place here, I am going to try to get a blog up before we all die. I am terrified of storms and the weather people are not helping. Anyway, Life & Style has a story today with excerpts from Brandi’s new book Drinking and Tweeting. Side note: I probably should have done less of that last night. Let’s just say this book could send Leann back to rehab. She talks about walking onto the set where Eddie and Leann met just in time to hear Leann offer to let Eddie lick frosting off the front of her shirt. She is careful to point out that Leann was, “still a bigger girl and completely flat-chested at the time.” Burn! But she is just getting started on freaking Leann out. Continue reading »
Remember when the Real Housewives of Atlanta went to Anguilla? Or even before that when Peter and Cynthia were supposed to double date with Porsha and Kordell but Kordell could not make it at the last minute? Remember how Peter was so disappointed that Kordell missed the dinner and how he was all fanboyed out when Kordell showed up on the Anguilla trip? All season long Peter has been begging for the attention of Kordell. Alas, it seems the bromance is over. Bromance may be the wrong term, perhaps I should say the unrequited love by Peter has dissipated. Peter apparently watched the latest episode in real-time with the rest of us last Sunday. He was freaking out at Kenya (apparently, according to the timing of the comments) calling her certified crazy. That was a bit odd because at this point in filming, Cynthia is an ally of Kenya’s. But then….Peter gets pissed…. Continue reading »
Onward and Upward! Time for Watch What Happens Live with Yolanda! I know some of you find her a bit abrupt. She’s Dutch. That is just how they are. You know like Canookians are all nicey nice and stuff. It’s refreshing. You can tell Yolanda is sicker than she was during filming. I hope she updates us on the Lyme disease. Continue reading »
Okay, I am going to watch Vanderpump Rules and this will be more of a Random Thoughts than a Recap. Update, okay it’s a recap. Because apparently I am unable to look away. Stassi is apparently suspended from work. I must have missed why. Stassi is having a birthday party in Vegas. Since Stassi dumped Jax she is taking Frank as her date. All of her friends are telling Stassi Frank is a scumbag. Stassi is getting pissed off her friends hate Frank. Her friends are all like, “What happened to chicks before dicks, man?” Like totally. I might dislike Stassi’s brunette minions more than I dislike Stassi.
In other birthday news, it’s Scheana’s boyfriend’s birthday. I actually like Scheana. I know it’s wrong. But I do. Her boyfriend looks cute in this episode. I’m in a good and loving mood today, so maybe that is it. Scheana and two B-team girls have to work the entire restaurant on a Saturday night because everyone else is at Stassi’s birthday. They are swamped. Continue reading »
Tonight we start with Yolanda. I think I am more jealous of her house than any other house on Bravo. I love the flowers and the lemon trees and how she is always eating such great food. I wish I had a nice kitchen like that to cook in! And yes, the refrigerator that would never look a pretty as she keeps it. Surely she has a conventional one for half empty jars of mayonnaise and six packs of PBR around the corner, right? That salad look fantastic! I LOVE Suzanne Somers and really want to get on the hormone therapy that she does in theory. In practice, it’s expensive and there are no longitudinal studies out there yet. But she and Dr. Phil’s wife seem so damn perky and happy on it! Unlike Lisa, I am quite a talented swallower so all those supplements would not be a problem. Well, they would because I never actually take my supplements I just buy them and forget to take them. I loved this scene and wish it was a lot longer.
Brandi’s storyline has her teaching a stripper pole class in Vegas. Brandi was never a stripper and when she was on WWHL she didn’t do a thing on the pole when Andy asked. She’s really not a quick study on the pole. I for one am shocked. Oh wait, she was sandbagging a bit. Turns out she is pretty good.
It’s Kyle’s daughter’s sixth grade graduation party. Which means invite Adrienne, Paul and Faye to rehash Adrienne’s surrogacy issues. Paul and Adrienne ate and ran. Wow, Mauricio’s mom’s plastic surgery looks fantastic! It was a lovely, appropriate drama free family gathering once the Maloofs left. I’m impressed that Kyle didn’t do anything over the top. Continue reading »
I’m trying to get caught up on Mob Wives for my Mob Wives viewers. I would benefit greatly from a friends chart. Renee is off to rehab in Ft. Lauderdale. Apparently AJ is going with her all the way to Florida. If he is going for moral support he is sucking at it. However, despise their attempts to kill each other all the way to the center, they had a tearful hug goodbye before Renee sat down with her TV therapists. There were at least three different people interviewing her. One of the female intake people was scary. I’d have to pop a Xanax just to sit in the same room with her. Group therapy on the beach looks fun! Renee addresses her issues with Ramona. This is a good idea because when she comes home to her new house, she will be moving into Ramona’s neighborhood. Continue reading »
My favorite Miami Herald writer, Lesley Abravanel has contacted Lisa Hochstein for a short interview about the lawsuit that recently came to light where Lisa sues a blog commenter. According to Lisa she is aquainted with the person who made the libelous comment and that is what caused her to sue. Lisa tells The Herald, “This was filed awhile ago, and somehow it surfaced. This isn’t something I was going to publicize. It’s not the kind of exposure I was looking to get. I do want to put out there that I get it, that I’m out there on TV and there’s gonna be anonymous bloggers and posters who will say what they want about me.” Continue reading »
Finally I am getting to see Watch What Happens Live with two of my favorite Bravolebs, Asa Rahmati Soltan and Jeff Lewis. I hope Asa brought Jeff some diamond water because he needs it! First topic of discussion is Phaedra’s workout outfit. Jeff says it’s not appropriate. One of my knuckleheads, Stephen, made a comment today that she looked like a giant avocado and now that is all I see when I look at her. Up next, Kenya’s swimsuit. I don’t get the butt pads. I mean I don’t really get the whole thing, but I really don’t get the butt pads. Is she trying to say Kenya pads her bootie? I don’t see how that would be necessary. Asa is rocking the gold tonight. Continue reading »
To be quite honest, I really don’t want to watch Shahs of Sunset anymore. I was lucky enough to befriend Asa, MJ and Reza before the show even started because I was the first blog to become obsessed with them. During season two, I am supposed to pick sides (and to a degree I have) and Reza has blocked me on twitter. Things are ugly and out of control on season two and I don’t like it. I can barely stand to watch tonight.
I’m already pissed. Suddenly Reza and Asa are friends. WHY? Because they were our two favorites last season. We should all forget that Reza was a little bitch to her last year. Also, I think I will just call Reza the faggot this season. I mean it as a term of endearment! How can no one see that! GAWD! It’s just like how he calls women bitches and hoes (including his own grandmother). Because who doesn’t think it is funny to call your elderly grandmother a bitch! So the fag goes to meet with Asa (see! It’s Soo funny! if you are in middle school) and she pretends to like him… Reza gives Asa a citrine for her show. I am pretty sure that her show is the finale. Is it time already? Continue reading »