Nene Leakes and Kenya Moore at Nene's Christmas Party 2012

Nene Leakes and Kenya Moore at Nene’s Christmas Party 2012

 

Meanwhile, Porsha has Cynthia over to her home which is fabulous. Kandi shows up for the shindig, too. Cynthia asks how many bedrooms Porsha’s house is and Porsha has to count them on her fingers and says either seven or eight. The girls gossip about Kenya. Kandi seems to think Kenya and Walter have been dating for two years?

Weird editing, Kenya who was just at lunch with Nene is now in another outfit meeting with Phaedra and Apollo. Kenya is pretending to be capable of producing their donkey booty. Kenya’s talking heads are all condescending to  Phaedra and Apollo. Kenya gives Phaedra a signed DVD that she was in and then proceeds to ask Apollo if he and Phaedra role play in bed. Suddenly, Apollo and Phaedra are arguing about the length of the DVD.

Cynthia and Peter are shopping at health food store when Peter checks an Atlanta blog while shopping for gluten-free pizza. I’m sure all of you check Tamara Tattles in the middle of the grocery aisle too. No scripting there at all. Peter tells Cynthia that the blog is saying Apollo and Phaedra are getting a divorce. Shouldn’t these two know more about this than a random blogger? Cynthia says that she heard Apollo goes to the strip clubs a lot. Peter says everyone goes to the strip clubs a lot and confesses he went the night before last. Seems he never mentioned this to Cynthia. Peter says that Apollo was locked up for six years, he’s probably just going to get caught up on all the ass oogling he missed. Cynthia and Peter decided to go to a strip club together. That really does happen a lot in Atlanta. I went with my ex a couple of times and I had more fun than he did. The people watching is beyond fun!

Kenya and Walter meet for lunch at a deli. Lots of flashback scenes to Anguilla. Kenya is guilt tripping Walter talking about her past issues of abuse. I could make several comments here, but I’m just going to let that lie. I would like to point out that Kenya is over forty and her eggs are probably not viable anymore anyway. She tells Walter she wants to be engaged in the next six months. I truly think she thought Walter would marry her if she enticed him to. She says she is definitely wife material and Walter laughs and says, at your age if you were wife material… lol. Walter tells Kenya he loves her three times but he can’t be pressured into marriage. He says he loves her, he cares about her, but not enough to marry her. BAM! Walter has to get back to work.  Hopefullly that was the break-up scene and we are done with that nonsense.

At Kandi’s new home a pastor is blessing the house with Phaedra and Todd and Kandi’s daughter, Riley. Phaedra says marriage is hard and sometimes she wants to kill Apollo. She’s not a morning person and he won’t shut up in the morning. Phaedra is offering to plan Todd and Kandi’s wedding. Which I think she did back in September go here for the tea.  I expect to see it on an upcoming episode.

Porsha and Kordell are in their hot tub talking about Anguilla. Guess what they are talking about? Kenya. *yawn* Porsha glances at the camera a few times. Porsha tells Kordell she hopes she is pregnant with twins. I believe she has a miscarriage on this season. Um, spoiler alert! Sorry.

Cynthia and Peter go to the Clairmont. LOL. I am dying here. Oh and here comes Phaedra and Apollo.  This is hysterical. The Clairmont is an Atlanta landmark and though it is a strip club, it’s a tongue in cheek sort of strip club. No pun intended. Phaedra is having a ball tipping  the girls. Peter is having fun too. They all make it rain on a um larger, older, stripper. Too funny.

Nene is modeling her money dress for Ebony. If you have not seen the pictures inside that issued of Ebony they are super fabulous. Unlike the cover shot which I hated. We got a brief peek at the photoshoot and Nene was having a ball.

RHOAKenyaPorshaWe are at barONE with Miss Lawrence, Derek J, Apollo, Phaedra, Peter, Cynthia, Kandi, Porsha and  Kordell. It’s seems like Cynthia is a spokesperson for some alcohol company. Either the editing was bad again or I straight up missed the explanation for this. Suffice it to say, Kenya has now arrived and I’m sure she will grab a mike or stand on a table to make some sort of announcement. Peter, Kordell and Apollo were doing shots. Apollos is talking about his time in jail and not going outside for 16 months. Walter came in alone and makes a beeline for the boys walking past Kenya. The boys send Walter over to speak to Kenya. She’s chilly. In fact, it looks like she may leave but Porsha stops her and asks to talk. Kordell is hovering and Kenya dismisses him. Porsha tries to smooth things over for the sake of filming but she caught Kenya at a really bad time. In her talking head Kenya says she has enough going on and does have time to “play nice with dum-dum.”  Honestly, I don’t think either of them are going to be asked to join MENSA anytime soon, but at least Porsha has a modicum of decorum. In the end the two agree to be cordial. Kordell is being a dick to Porsha telling her if she apologizes to Kenya one more time he’s going to have a problem with that.

Apollo is talking about Phaedra a bit with the boys. Apollo basically says Phaedra is type A all the time. Peter, who is in love with Kordell makes a football analogy. Over on the girls sofas, Cyntha flat out asks Phaedra about the blog rumors of their divorce. Phaedra says she laughed about them. Then Apollo is cued to come sit next to her by producers and they play kissy face for the cameras. Then they start straight up sucking face as everyone looks on in horror. Cynthia says her marriage is going to outlast several others.

Previews unfortunately show more of Kenya and Walter. On the good side, we will see Nene and her “glambaby.” And more of Kandi and Todd with Riley.

So all in all a pretty tame episode, don’t you think?

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