The Jeff Probst show interviewed the cast of Shahs of Sunset on today’s show. GG was on Skype because she was in NYC for WWHL. And it is starting off with ridiculousness already. Reza explains to Jeff that the title means “they run Sunset.” Jeff is like the street? What? Reza is all like, no, we’re like bosses. Okay he didn’t really say that. That’s a RHOA  moronic thing to say. No, these morons are reminding us that the unemployed 30-year-old, three Keller Williams realtors, a musician and a swimgerie sales girl run things in Beverly Hills. Just nod a lot Jeff. Mike claims they own Sunset Boulevard. Which is interesting because none of the live on Sunset Boulevard. I can’t with this.

Okay, clearly the reason for all of this insanity is Jeff Probst. He’s acting like he’s never heard of Iranian people living in Beverly Hills. He starts rambling about partying with some Persians in a bar once like he was somehow transported to another planet. Doesn’t Jeff live half the year in remote island locals? I mean he has traveled before, right? He awkwardly asks GG how they can get away with saying you’ll see a lot of Persians in LA because you can’t say you will see a lot of black people or you get called a racist. Oh Lord this is bad.

I don’t think Jeff has ever seen this show. He just looks at them and says you are the hot one and you are the hot one and Asa you are… /confused look. Who does this with guests. It’s like a game of hot or not!!

Now we are on the Reza and Lilly lovefest. Reza is sitting in between Lilly and MJ. Moving one, Jeff essentially asks Asa why she is so weird. He’s horrible at this and seems to be uncomfortable with “Persians.” Jeff is so bad at this it’s almost impossible to recap. He’s missing all the references. They were talking about the attraction between Mike and GG. Reza decides to go in on MJ with a Mike back-up. Reza says that MJ really wants to get with Mike. Then Mike says every time she gets a few drinks in her she comes on to him. MJ is visibly uncomfortable. Asa throws her head back and laughs and claps at this.

They are all talking about how real the show is. *YAWN* Mike says. “Most reality shows look so contrived. That’s why they don’t have the ratings we do.” Jeff asks if anyone is fighting now. Once again, Reza heaves MJ right under the bus saying “MJ is fighting with almost everyone right now.” sigh. As if that were not enough, MJ’s mother is on the show. She manages not to throw MJ under the bus. Mike’s mom is on. She’s sweet.

Asa gave Jeff a drink of her diamond water from her personal stash and it’s over. Thankfully.