Brandi Glanville has been trying to figure out the name of her book for months. Every single idea she has tweeted has been horrible. I remember her asking us to select from three choices earlier this year and my choice was “none of those.” On the last episode of RHOBH we saw her agent tell her that “Fuck it I Fucking wrote a Fucking Book” was not going to fly. So I am pleasantly surprised that she finally found a great name for her divorce book, Drinking and Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders. It’s perfect. The only bad part is now I can’t name my memoir that.
In an interview with Fox411, Brandi says the book is “a cautionary tale about breaking up and making sure that before you become part of a “we” you have to become an “I” and I wasn’t. (Quotes were attributed to Fox 411 but I can’t find a link.)
“It’s just a tale of what I went through, the mistakes I made, what I’d do differently, the things that I did that I’m proud of. There’s a lot of embarrassing detail. I want people to not be embarrassed going through breakups and divorces, to know what to do before they get involved in a relationship.”
In other news, Brandi had her non-cancerous tumor removed this week. She tweeted that it was the size of a golf ball. Apparently that was bigger than expected and her doctor had to take some fat (where did they find fat on Brandi?) keep her boob from having a divot. Brandi says she will find out today more information on the tumor. Frankly, despite the claim it is non-cancerous I’d still be concerned. I hope she gets good news.