Crap, WordPress apparently ate the first part of my blog when I hit publish. I’M SO SORRY MY BLOG GOT MANGLED DURING PUBLICATION! I don’t know why WordPress saves a draft and then drops out the images and/or the first paragraphs. NOT COOL WORDPRESS. The beginning of the show showed Kyle and Mauricio giving Alexia a brand new white Mercedes Coupe. Also Brandi called Lisa to make sure that one of Eddie’s jumpoffs would not be a server at her tasting event. Lisa assured her she would not be. There was essentially a plug for Vanderpump Rules where Lisa has to discipline a waitress at SUR for making a comment to a big time agent the night before. Apparently he was there for Andy Cohen’s book party and the waitress told the agent that the party was boring.
At the tasing event for SUR’s new appetizers Lisa serve “Japanese Quesadillas” which is a wonton stuffed with mozzarella and topped with lobster guacamole. I had a lot to say about that and wanted to know what you guys thought. sigh. This is so irritating. Anyway I guess the most important parts are below.
Updating again because the show is repeating and I am remember all sorts of things that got erased when the blog published. Kyle’s line for the tasting party was, “So Brandi what really went down between you and Adrienne?” and she delivered it like a pro. Brandi talks about Adrienne lying a lot and about her calling Brandi trying to get her to tweet things that favored Adrienne and made Lisa look bad. This makes perfect sense to me because Adrienne called all the girls trying to get everyone to gang up on Lisa a the finale of last season. Kyle an Taylor agreed to do so. Brandi went on and on about things and the editing was actually rather clever tuning us in and out of Brandi’s ramblings over a long period of time. Kim says something like this is starting to feel like Adrienne bashing because clearly had she been sober enough to attend the reunion she would have been on the right-side couch with the Lisa/Brandi bashers. Plus TamaraTattles readers knew on Saturday that Kim was going to tell Adrienne about surrogate allegations which leads to Adrienne and Paul suing Brandi. Kim asks for feedback from Taylor after the event.
Talk turns to Adrienne and her absence. Talk turns to what Adrienne’s book would be about. Ken says it can’t be very long. Brandi says it’s probably about how to be born into a rich family. I assume it is not about home decor. Kyle’s script says to ask Brandi what her beef with Adrienne is, so she delivers her line. Brandi says that there is a lot of stuff that y’all aren’t seeing between us and that she feels like Adrienne lies a lot. There were lots of little things they disagreed about on the phone. Brandi claims that Adrienne asked Brandi to publicly tweet things that were favorable to Adrienne. She claims Adrienne was trying to turn her against Lisa. It was a bunch of little things. Kim says she thinks this conversation is bashing Adrienne. Then Brandi says she is so tired of her lying about having a surrogate. Only the sound is cut and we just see everyone’s reactions. Apparently the lawsuit was brought on Bravo too and they are not airing the story. And that boys and girls is all the confirmation we need that this is Adrienne’s final season. We are seeing all the talking heads about how it is a private matter that involves her family. This explains how the Wetpaint source got their info. Bravo can’t discuss the surrogate thing but bloggers can. So Bravo got the story out to the blogs ahead of the show so we could follow the story.
Kim seems very upset on Adrienne’s behalf. So we already know that Kim tells Adrienne and Paul what she said. And that is why Paul calls Brandi a bitch and a piece of shit later in the episode. Speaking of Adrienne, Paul and his nephew are attempting to cook. Adrienne is trying to help. Adrienne can’t cook at all so she decides to drink wine instead. There is a random flashback to Brandi saying shut the fuck up to Adrienne in OJai that makes no sense in the context of this scene. Paul passes the cooking duties off to the housekeeper and goes swimming in a sweater with his nephews. Well, it looked like a sweater. I’ll spare you.
Maurico has opened his own real estate agency called, The Agency. And he is having an opening event for housewives and presumably clients. Camille arrives with Dimitri. In her talking head she says the difference between Dimitri and Kelsey is eight inches. She just loves to talk about Kelsey’s hamster dick. I’m sure her sons are proud. Next to arrive is Brandi and her friend Darin. I have a feeling that the whole surrogacy issue is what ends Brandi and Camille’s friendship. Since Camille used a surrogate, I am sure she sided with Adrienne in this debacle. I can’t believe that this is even a storyline. It should never have aired at all. I think Darin is the guy she ran away to Vegas with and fake married. Don’t quote me. Maurico is doing a commercial for his business complete with showing Camille a condo he has listed. It’s very nice.
Meanwhile Lisa is taking Ken in for a hip replacement surgery. Ken immediately asked about his room. He immediately asked to be upgraded to a suite. I love Ken. The kids, Pandora and Max arrive and now I am nervous. When it is an all in family function, it makes things seem very serious. Dramatic music is playing and I don’t know why but I am getting nervous. The surgery went fine. Lisa clearly loves Ken to death. And she is really stunning in that hot pink she loves so much.
Kim arrives at The agency opening followed closely by Paul and Adrienne. Kim goes straight to Paul and Adrienne and tells them that Brandi dropped the surrogacy bomb as Bravo shows a talking head from Brandi saying she doesn’t think the girls are the type to run and tattle. Oh Brandi, are you new? Adrienne and Paul immediately respond with legal threats. Paul wants to kill Brandi and Adrienne is trying to stop a confrontation. Paul says we either leave right now or I am addressing it right now. Paul wants to know if anyone stuck up for them. Kim says essentially no and Paul and Adrienne decide to tell Kyle and Mauricio they are leaving. Kyle asks why and Paul says we just heard comments that bitch made. Brandi heres and Paul goes in. Brandi plays stupid. Kyle finds out that Kim told Paul and Adrienne at her husband’s business event. Adrienne is screaming that Brandi is a liar. Brandi swears on her kids (I hate when people do that) she is not lying. Kyle finally manages to drag Paul and Adrienne out the door. Brandi is adamant she is telling the truth.
Here is the thing. This is not an issue UNLESS Adrienne did use a surrogate and was keeping it from the boys. There is no shame in surrogate especially at the age Adrienne had her kids. If she carried them, surely she has pregnancy pictures. I don’t know a single mother who goes through an entire pregnancy without a picture. The thing is , if she did carry them she would just throw down a picture rather than a subpoena. And Bravo is an asshole for airing this storyline. What do you guys think?
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