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RHOA and the staff of Ani Villas in Anguilla

Between my super crappy Internet connection, lack of motivation and feeling a bit off all day, it will be a miracle if this Real Housewives of Atlanta blog gets done tonight. Also, I’m going to miss the first five minutes due to TAR running behind. While I try to get some of the grunt work out of the way before the show starts, I thought I’d remind you that I spoiled the Anguilla trip before any other site and have lots of good posts in real time as information rolled in and I contacted locals to get the scoop on what was happening.

I missed the grand exit scene so I will have to come back and edit that in. I saw a bit of the ladies gloating and now there is Kandi and her mama in her new house. But it looks like she is not moved in yet. Bravo plays the scene from Kim’s wedding where she has the police remove her parents from the house.

Cynthia and Peter were supposed to go on a double date with Porsha and Kordell but Kordell could not make it. Peter has a mancrush on Kordell and was devastated. Since Kim bailed on the trip there are two open seats. This is when Porsha was suddenly hired. I’m sort of surprised Kordell was able to go on such short notice.

My source with Nene at Modena

My source with Nene at Modena

Kandi shows up at the airport looking some kinda way. What is up with her hair it looks like she just got out of the shower. And Todd could not make the trip? I see him right there in the picture above. Either he is going to surprise her or he has to work the production side of the trip.

And her comes Kenya with her stunt boyfriend. Kenya ignores Porsha. Oh and there is Todd. I knew he would be there. On the plane Kenya whispers to the camera that she is hoping for a proposal. Come on now, everybody know Walter is faking being your boyfriend but he sure as hell ain’t going to fake propose on no TV, girl. On the boat from St Maartan to Anguilla, Kenya takes the wheel and drives the boat like a madwoman. Because well, that is what she is.

In Anguilla Peter takes Nene and Gregg in an Escalade and puts the rest of the bunch on a bus. Really. Kenya is begging Walter to marry her on the bus ride. Phaedra says it’s like a dog on a bone. Well, she is a dog. Kenya is not off the bus and already demanding the best room. Are none of the housewives the least bit curious why this trip was planned by a husband? Kenya is acting a fool and Walter wants to know if she took her meds.

Annnnddd…Phaedra starts talking about her vagina. For a whole scene. And we still haven’t gotten to Kandi yet. I’m sure she brought “toys.”  Later outside, Kenya pushes Apollo in the pool and Apollo gets out and picks Kenya up and throws her in. Annnnd things are about to get heated. But we don’t see that. The next morning Phaedra comes down in a black though and a macrame coverup. Take that Kenya. These ladies don’t do well on boats.

They arrive on a secluded key and pair off. Unfortunately the cameras follow Kenya and Walter and she is again begging him to marry her right there in Anguilla. Kandi and Todd have found a bar where every drink has the word fuck in it. Appropriate. I think this I like Kandi and Todd together. Kandi of course starts talking about her vagina. Because apparently, that is what these people do.

Phaedra-Parks-bootySo Phaedra as you recall is in a thong with pretty much no cover-up and they are walking into the Modena. You hear Phaedra saying she needs to change. Instead Modena there are tons of media people from Anguilla. Phaedra does not expect this and during filming she freaked the fuck out and ran upstairs to change. Let’s see if they show it. Nope they did not show it what they do show is Phaedra saying she arranged this “culture extravaganza” only she didn’t. She didn’t even know there were going to be people there when she walked into the place. This is the part of the party where the ladies are going to teach the girls how to do the local dirty dance called “the wine.”  Things are going just as my source who was there said. He also said that Peter got drunk off his but and broke a glass. Let’s see if they show that. Right now all they are showing in Kenya flirting with everyone in the room that has a penis, inclucing grinding up on Peter while Cynthia is dancing with them. Is there a no hit clause in the RHOA contract because I know I would have knocked this bitch out by now.

Oh! I just saw my source on the show! LOL. Kenya is now asking guests if he has donated to any sperm banks. Really.

It looks like on the next episode Kenya tries to take some swings herself. I can’t wait. I hope somebody knocks this bitch out.

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