This season on Shahs of Sunset for the first time we get Bravo Blogs for the cast! You know what that means…some will be trying to defend bad behavior, others will continue arguments after the cameras stop rolling, some will flush out their victim role and still others will wave the martyr flag. So far we have blogs from Mike, A$A, Lilly and Reza has a VLOG!  If you click their names the link will take you straight to their blog. Or you can click through for the short version.

Mike’s blog talks about the dinner from hell and how he saved the day by getting Omid (and GG) out of the restaurant before things got even worse. He also talks about how awesome Lilly is. Reza’s Vlog is funny and worth a watch. He also talks about how poor Lilly didn’t even get any food at the dinner from hell. Um…seriously Reza? You think that girl eats? And weren’t you two hours late because you were out fawning over each other and braiding each other’s moustache? But the only real tea is in the girl’s blogs.

Lilly is paving the way to play the victim. I forsee an entire season of “people have always hated me because I am so beautiful.” MJ will be accused of despising her for her beauty rather than the fact that some biatch rolled in from Texas and stole her gay best friend. You DO NOT mess with a woman’s gay best friend and not meet up with dire consequences. And because Reza is my imaginary Internet best friend, I ain’t having this either. I think Reza is taking his role of introducing Lilly to the show waaaaaay too seriously.

Here is the lovely Lilly explaining how she was so victimized by MJ when all she wanted to do was meet and get to know one of Reza’s closest friends.

Lilly: At first impression, everyone was very sweet and welcoming, except for MJ. While everyone stood up to introduce themselves, MJ stood up and put her back to me. Asa had to call her out and ask her if she’s met me yet. Speaking of Asa, what an incredibly kind woman. From the moment I walked through the door she was so warm and lovely. She kept calling me a Persian Barbie, and welcoming me to the group. I couldn’t help but notice MJ rolling her eyes every time she would call me a new friend or new member of the group. I’m a little disappointed with how cold MJ was to me because Reza has told me that MJ is one of his closest friends, so I was really looking forward to getting to know her.

Oh gag me. This chick knew exactly what was going on. I didn’t see her reaching out to MJ, I saw her waiting for MJ to get on the Persian Barbie train, which A$A seemed to jump on faster than Mike! Cut the crap, Lilly. The boys are stupid and A$A needs a minion. Welcome to the club.  She goes on to talk about manners and wanting to escape the embarrassment of the meeting from hell. If Bravo production set your wig on fire and told you to sit there until it burned out while they filmed it, you would. Btw, Bravo, for the record, if you roll with that plan I will not sue for intellectual property theft I promise. This is the girl with eleventy thousand bathroom mirror pictures. She lives for the camera. Meanwhile, we can think of her as a combination of Kenya and Sheree.  Kenya had her off-putting introduction to RHOA talking about model’s cootchie crack, well next week we have a similar scene on Shahs where well-mannered Lilly talks about crotch juice. A lot.  And much like Sheree she is already claiming leased vehicles are hers. She wants you to know she sold that Bentley right after she filmed in it. My money is on hourly rental.

Asa seems to have some sort of use for her…

A$A: Lilly is a great addition to our Persian family.  We just met and I already love her!  She is beautiful inside and out. We connected from the very beginning and I’m definitely looking forward to getting to know her better.

GG is another matter all together. A$A appears to be through even bothering to try with her. Here’s what she says about GG.

A$A: GG and her sister talking about their business.  Let’s keep it real, GG is not really working. They have partnered up with an extension company, that already makes extensions. So, already there hardly any work to be done as far as manufacturing or developing the product. And whatever else there is left as far as work and responsibility, I’m pretty sure her sister is doing. And who in the world talks to their nine-months-pregnant sister like this and calls her a bitch for telling her the way it is.  Time to look at your life. GG has never taken responsibility for a single thing in life, including her foul behavior. I mean. . .you’re 30 years old, completely clueless, and proud of it.

Yep, that pretty much sums up GG.