LOVE LOVE LOVE Reza’s Loubs and the red socks. I am taking those red socks as his secret shout out to me. You know how Carole Burnett pulled her ear to say hi to her grandma or something? Well when Reza wears socks, he picks them out for me! True Story! (In my head). Meanwhile, Andy asked for the Farrah wig and she gives it to him. Not sure I like the geometric dress but… LOVING this excuse meter Bravo is giving Kim for not going to Anguilla. FInal number of excuses? 15.
Question for the night, whose side are you on, Kim’s or everybody elses. Me? I have to go with everybody else this time, Kim. They changed their schedules to accommodate your pregnancy and then you bail? Not a good look. Andy asks, “Did your due date change?” She just claims she had KJ early. I don’t think that is true. Reza is supporting her but Reza is not a Nene fan after his appearance on WWHL last year when she acted like a big diva and treated him badly. TEA!
Andy is going all in on Kim asking the types of questions he never would at a reunion. Are you still living in the townhouse? Kim says yes. He says, but wait at the reunion, I thought you said you were closing on “the dream house.” Go Andy! GO! Kim says the appraisal came in at 2.1 and the were asking 3.25 and I am not dumb with my money. That part is true. Andy says she wasted a lot of money on the renting and remodeling. She agrees. He asks how much she put into the property and she says, “Well I took some of the shrubbery out, so let me think…” but Andy does the Wendy Williams interrupt so we never get an answer. Kim says she gave a lot of the palm trees to her neighbors, Andy mentions Chateau Sheree and Kim is like, yeah, they are all over there. Sidenote: They are not.
Caller question: Kim, it seems like you have not wanted to shoot much this season. Are you still talking to any of the RHOA? Kim,” I was in a different place, I have a one year old, and a family…blah blah blah” Andy asks if she still talks to anyone and Kim says no, not at all. Andy says, “not even Kandi?” Kim says no. She says she was pissed that Kandi made it seem like she stole her baby name. However, Kandi said she had no idea that Kim was naming her kid Kash. Andy says it seem like you dumped your friends. Kim says who are my friends? Kandi and I had a true friendship but the Tardy for the Party thing really put a damper on it. We were never able to get back to where we were. Kim was upset that people would fight with a pregnant lady.
Reza has made MANY comments about how hot Kroy is. He was asked if he was seeing anyone and he said yes. He’s a ginger with a beard. Kim said she just made Kroy shave and Reza cannot stop gushing about Kroy. Both Andy and Reza love them some gingers!
The bartender chick has a guest role on The New Normal. As I said, neither guest is fond of Nene. So Kim and Reza are really hitting it off. Both bust into laughter over The New Normal and Reza says his boyfriend works on the show.
Oh lord I am so over Kim telling us a new number for how many weeks pregnant she was. Just stop.
Reza Q: Is GG a bitch in real life? Reza says she’s even meaner in real life. No joke.
Reza Q: What do you think of GG’s sister? The fact that she told her pregnant sister that she wanted to cut her with a knife, was really shocking to me. And her dad was sitting there on his chair like he was used to it.
Kim Q: Describe Nene in one word. Kim says, “big.”
It’s GametimeL Match That Stache! Kim will not wear the mask properly because it will pull her wig off. Reza sucks at this game. Did I mention everyone is drunk? I also do not like Kim’s dress. We have gone to break because the game is taking way too long. lol. Drunk times. After the break, Kim was declared the winner. And Reza is in a cheap blonde wig.
Q for Reza: What’s going on with your family right now? OMG his mom is not talking to him because he kissed a man on TV. This makes me sad. Dad is fine. We will be seeing his east coast family this season. YAY. But I’m still said about Reza and his mom. He gives us this news drunk and in a blond wig. Mama will not be amused.
The question about Kim or everyone else resulted in the first ever 50/50 tie! Allegedly.