When Lea Black is on WWHL I have to recap. The bartender is Amy Phillips, the chick that does all the great housewife impressions, and she’s hilarious already. I love that someone is “having a sense of humor” with Lea in the way that she does with the other housewives. I already wanna sip my cocktail and I don’t even know the drinking word yet. I also don’t have a cocktail, what I have is a hairy tonsil and a stuffy nose. So I’m going to take a vitamin C every time they say the drinking word tonight instead.
Andy loves Lenny’s mom. This is unacceptable. He’s only allowed to love Mama Elsa. Now he’s running the scene that I forwarded though with Karent cleaning Rodolfo’s teeth but it’s been enhanced to make it creepier? Gild the lily much, Andrew? By the way, Erin Andrews is the other guest. Lea’s questions, and her pathetic answers are behind the jump. Keep reading, you’ll see what I mean.
Question for Lea Black: Why in the hell are you defending Thomas Kramer? She responds, ” To set the record straight. My husband has never represented him, he has his own great lawyer, and he’s bought tickets to the Gala maybe two or three times over the years so it’s not a financial thing. I really wasn’t defending Thomas as much as I was the sanctity of his home [I assure you, there is nothing sanctified about that douchebag’s home, Lea.] and the fact that he had cooked all day [um, you had fondue, that’s a cook it yourself meal. But let’s suppose he made coq au vin and began by killing his own poultry, would that have made his behavior okay with you?] and he had everyone over there and he had asked everyone at least a dozen times in a very nice way to shush and I was really condemning the behavior of …I felt…the people that I felt wouldn’t shush and …you know… made it a big thing and embarrassed him more than I was condoning his behavior.” That may have been the most ridiculous thing any housewife has ever said. It’s dumber than Porsha not knowing how many days there are in a year, Lea. Lea was the one that flocked right to Thomas at the party on tonight’s show. She sucks up to the sorry sack of shit.
Question for Lea: Have you made up with Marysol? Answer “Marysol and I are friendly at a distance. We just view the world differently.” So that’s a no.
Question for Lea: How in the world do you know Joe Francis? Answer: “I’ve known Joe for many years, my husband did represent him one time a while back, a long time back, and you know Joe’s behavior doesn’t always match up with his heart. He’s got one of the biggest hearts of anybody you’ll ever meet and sometimes he is misunderstood.” Frankly, I just can’t understand why Lea defends the male scumbags and belittles women like Marysol. I’m sure there is a diagnosis in the DSM-V that will explain this condition.
Question for Lea Black: Are you blackmailing or financing Ariana? Why is she so afraid to go against you? Answer:”I didn’t know she was afraid to go against me. Hmm Probably because she usually agrees with me, she’s a pretty smart girl.” Lea seems to be getting irked by the negative slant to all her questions and the bartender who is mocking her at every turn. The aftershow may be worth watching tomorrow.