Ever so often I love to interpret an official housewife blog. While none will ever be as fun as Heather Maclean’s blogs and the hysterical Tre fans who somehow thought Heather herself wrote that blog entry, this week’s blog by Kim Zolciak has some promise. Mostly because she seems agitated that people are still talking about her “eviction.” Despite Kim herself talking about being evicted on the show, she still wants to pretend like moving out of her dream house into a her old condo was all her idea. I know it is a touchy subject for her because despite all my positive blogs about her, when I blogged about her dispute with Kendra, she blocked me on twitter. Let’s look at what Kim has to say on her blog.
Let’s start off by saying enough is enough about the “screwed up” house we were in. We are HAPPILY no longer there. If I had the time and the space to tell you why IT WOULD BLOW YOUR MIND! For the record, we were NOT evicted! Eviction is a violation of a lease and/or not paying rent, which NEVER happened. I paid my rent and then some.
Technically all this is true. Kim’s lease with Kendra ended on May 31, 2012. She paid her rent through that time. Then she just didn’t move out. There was a clause in the rental agreement that Kim and Kroy would be charged some ginormous amount… I want to say around 800 a day (but don’t hold me too that) for every day they stayed after the lease ended. Does this sound like someone who wanted to move out of a screwed up home or someone clinging to the front door when the moving van eventually arrived?
We decided the townhouse was a great option for us, aside from the fact I would have to rent thousands and thousands of square feet of storage space, it’s familiar to us and ours until we could find the perfect home. Which we have! We are currently building out our dream home. God works in mysterious ways, and he knew exactly what we needed.
Yes, Kim we saw what a good idea you thought the condo option was on the episode. Because a family of six in a 3/2 condo is always an ideal choice. Not sure what you had to put in THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS of square feet of storage space, lol. Why is it so important that everyone believe you have that much crap that you would put it in your blog. If your spin-off second season holds up we are all going to see that most of the furniture in the Roswell rental was on loan from Kendra. I don’t really believe in God, yet I find people like you who claim that they are God’s favorites and that is why they live a life of excess reprehensible. Your tagline is offense unless you mean Ask (a sugar daddy). Believe (you are good at whoring) and Receive ( a load… of…. er…money). I’m glad you’ve set up a good family environment for your girls but you might want to stop saying God had anything to do with it.
I was invited to NeNe’s event the day before, and regardless of it being such short notice and being home packing all day, I attended. I decided to support NeNe regardless of the numerous times she’s verbally and physically attacked me. I’ve said this a million times and I stand by it: NeNe is unpredictable! I honestly didn’t feel comfortable, safe, or happy about going in the first place. I thought it was very odd and out of the blue she would want me at her event. For all I know, I could have blinked at her the wrong way and ended up in the pool. BUT I decided to give her the benefit of the doubt. ONCE AGAIN!
I never believe these HW when they say they were told the day before about filming. This stuff is all mapped out weeks if not months in advance. You didn’t go out of the kindness of your heart, you went because you were contractually obligated to do so. It’s true it was in the middle of your eviction…er…moving. This whole part of the blog is to set up the whole “I had to leave for the safety of my unborn child” defense. Which, to be fair was probably true. I don’t think Nene had anything to do with you feeling unsafe though. Her PR team has her playing the good guy role this season.