Oh lord, supposedly Mama Elsa doesn’t know that Elaine is a man. WAIT WHUT? I backed it up three times and Lea is saying Marysol lost HER job because she didn’t support James. So this figures into what I read about Elaine working somewhere after Marysol saying it wasn’t a good idea and then Marysol lost the contract. Whatever.
Sidenote: Opera length Mikimotos on Lea? Pucci on Mama Elsa? Talking head multiple strands of seedpearls on Lea. If I had to be any HW ever, make me Lea Black.
Meanwhile, Marta, Joanna’s sister is moving back into the house. Whatever. I despise Joanna and whatshisface. If we don’t get on to the shoe thing this show is going to suck and all my twitter followers will hate me. Lisa Pliner is married to a shoe designer so she decided to design too. Sounds ridiculous but she designs for comfort so as an aspiring lesbian, I’m bi-curious about the concept. I guess I am a green bottom girl. Send me some in a size ten please, Lisa.
Wait, Lauren Foster is transgender? I LOVE LOVE LOVE HER even before she threw shade on Elaine for wearing hand-me downs. She’s the bomb. OMG I love Lauren. “He’s told more lies than I’ve had (heart surgeries?)” I love, love, love her!
Enter “Elaine” who brags all over the Internet how she makes “6 figures” and is THE drag queen to be reckoned with. Me and Lady Chablis of Savannah laugh in your face. But Really, any drag queen at Underground Atlanta would not be caught dead in whatever you opted to wear on your head. Disgraceful to the entire industry.
To be fair here, we have a Purveyors of Pop Frankenbite moment. What is a frankenbite? Remember on RHONJ when Rich Wakile allegedly said something a bout his wife Kathy and fish? Well we have a Frankenbite where the prods overlay audio on a scene where the audio didn’t happen. I’m not a fan of Elaine but I can tell you whatever the frankenbite I didn’t understand was seemed to show that Elaine was going after Marysol (who I am a fan of) didn’t happen. It was piss poor misleading editing. So the hype between Marysol and Elaine may be there, but WAY overhyped.
Okay Pause. First of all Lea doesn’t know these people. She really doesn’t. Lea is the “Mayor of Miami” she know everyone, but on RHOM she is always calling people “her loyal friend” and other such bullshit and she doesn’t really even know who they are! In her day to day life, Lea could not be the least bit bothered with these people. Okay let’s unpause. Damn the Pliner’s have a beautiful house.
Anyway, Ana plays the whole “I’ve known Maryso for ten years”card and Elaine shoots back you don’t know her. This is the truth on both sides. Marysol’s job is PR and she is not always going to reccomeend you Elaine. The real story on THIS party is that you , Elaine are overpriced. You’re a drag queen. Miami is full of them. Marysol suggested some at lower rates that CLUTCH YOUR PEARLS are just as good as you for less money. That was the deal. And might I add HER JOB to tell them. So you see it as interfering with your income, but really it is just her good business sense. END. OF. STORY. Lisa Pliner has money to burn so she went with you anyway. And you had to try to disgrace Marysol? Insult her elderly mother? SHAME ON YOU JAMES.
Ana, really? Blame the victim? I love you but no. Even Lea defended Maysol. Lauren who I called as my girl early on WINS. Elaine went on to be a giant cunt to Marysol onstage and there was a big blow up where Marysol left filming and the local news reported on the drama.
Looks like we have switched to Karent pretending like she knows Thomas Kramer. So YAY i will get to use this post next week. Meanwhile, I’d like to rep for my homegirl. Here’s the ultimate….