Watching RHOBH and the breaking news is that I’m bored. I really have no desire to see Mauricio and Paul walk a mile in high heels. What is it with Bravo’s fascination with men in high heels? We not only will have the event but the shoe shopping? I may switch back over to The Voice. *yawn* Wake me up when we get to Portia’s birthday drama. Have we ever had a kid’s birthday party that doesn’t bring the drama?
While I’m bored, I’ll mention that one of Paul and Adrienne’s boys suffered a hand injury today. Of course Adrienne rushes him to ER saying Paul kicked him and broke his fingers. Paul says they were at a school carnival and the boy fell off a stair while with the nanny while Paul was buying tickets. I told you this truce crap would not last. LA DFACS was brought in so Dr. Sophy should weigh in with an opinion soon.
Yolanda’s daughter Gigi is stunningly beautiful. Yolanda is the ultimate stage mom. Of course in all her talking heads she is saying she is definitely not a stage mom. Gigi could use some help posing.
Is it me or would the charity not have been better off if they had just donated the money they spent renting a jet to go wherever the event is? Paul opted for the moon boots over the Wizard of Oz shoes. That’s borderline cheating, Paul.
Meanwhile back at the ranch, or carnival as the case may be, Kyle is disappointed in the unicorns. How will they ever make plain old brown ponies into unicorns? And do these people not get that llamas spit just like camels? Sidenote: Who makes those sunglasses with the emerald green tint? I want. Meanwhile, Lisa marches the llama through the house on Kyle’s hardwood floors.
I watched some old episodes of the show this morning which reminded me of the real Camille. I have problems seeing the new and improved Camille now. OMG they just showed Pam arriving. This could get good after all. Yolanda sent a gift and Lisa skipped out before anyone other than the llama had arrived. Brandi is trying to leave because Pam is there. Tension is mounting and so is my expectation for some decent drama. Do you think they will donate some of these toys for Portia to charity?
Didn’t we have the “I’ve extended the olive branch” talking head in RHOA last night? Is that the new script? Pam is her usual annoying self. Brandi snuck out and went home. We have about three minutes left for drama to happen. Taylor is spreading gossip already retelling the story about Brandi saying that Yolanda slept with everyone in Beverly Hills.
No drama but next week looks good. Lisa and Adrienne meet for a drink. Paul feels snubbed by Lisa at the part at the Fosters. David Foster appears to be a ginormous douchebag.