These houses on Real Housewives of Miami are just stunning. I think I want to move in with Alexia. I know I don’t want to hear a rehash of the Botox for Brains Brawl. Sadly I am hearing two versions at once. I predict I will hear at least three more versions before the episode ends.
I love Mama Elsa but why is she driving with the handicapped decal flapping in the breeze? Why didn’t Marysol drive? Mama Elsa is driving with no hands on the wheel!
Lea’s dog is very ill and she is hysterical but all I can pay attention to is Lea’s jewelry. Is that a citrine necklace? It’s huge and fabulous and she is wearing it with a white long sleeve tee and jeans. There was a short little man with some empty bowls that made eerie sounds but all I was focused on was that necklace. I need like an extreme close-up. Oh. There it is. I can’t quite fathom what this is? Is it white gold and diamonds and citrine? Or is it silver and citrine and rhinestones? I must know.
We are up to rehash number four on Botox for Brains Brawl. The vapid Joanna looks stunning. She’s very pretty on the outside. Time for the gala. Lea’s necklace for the gala looks like pavé diamonds and maybe some channel set diamonds. I’m sure it’s a billion times more expensive than the citrine number she wore early in the day, but I’d rather have the citrine necklace. The diamond necklace is the same one she wears in her Bravo headshots. To me this means this is the most expensive one she owns.
Ana and Marysol have drinks by the pool in a serene environment while everyone else is at the Black’s Gala. I want to have drinks by the pool with these two.
Meanwhile back at the gala, Adriana arrives with her best accessory, Frederic. All anyone wants to talk about is Botox for Brains Brawl 2012. They try to auction a ticket to the Playboy Mansion Halloween Party where you can bring your infant in a bucket and just leave her laying around. It goes for 14K ! Meanwhile the pretty on the outside Joanna cries because Joe Francis is being a dick and Adrianna is joining in. I almost feel a little bad for Joanna until I remember she is a vapid twat. Joanna leaves.
Lea raises about a million dollars and they all live happily ever after. Or something. Now Imma need everyone to tweet Lea Black and convince her to send me that necklace. I will wear it while sitting on my couch and hiding from the world. And I’ll look fabulous.
I don’t like Lea’s jewelry, either. It’s too big and matchy-matchy for me. She doesn’t wear it—it wears her.
In fact, I think it is costume jewelry. Yep, costume. Cheap, even.
When she was in Bimini, she was wearing some gold earrings that were two big gold circles, with some sort of round blue “stones” set in them. The earring on her right side was missing one of the blue “stones”.
Less is more, Lea.
I just don’t get it. What’s wrong with Lea. You think with all her money she could hire a decent stylist. She just never looks quite put together. And she was just too shrill in the last episode.
What did happen to mama’s face? She brings a lot to the show but sometimes I just cannot bear to look at her.
Can’t stand Lea Black. I could care less about her jewelry.
Why is this women even on TV?
I think she is tacky and mean.
She reminds me of the “Wicked Witch of The West”.
I am surprised that people here like Lea’s jewelry. I really like Lea and I thought perhaps by wearing it she is helping someone out. Most of the time it is too big and doesn’t seem to fit. I know it probably is very expensive but to me it just looks tacky and cheap. She is one of the only housewives I like but I don’t like her choice of friends, like that horrid guy from Girls Gone Wild.
I can’t stand to look at mama mess face…..between her slurred words and that horrific face….its just too much.
LOVED Lea’s necklaces as well. Since I love citrines & have a BIG one, I say that’s what those were. Smaller/oddly cut diamonds surrounding. I tend to think it’s all set in platnium. Doubt seriously that someone with that kind of $$$$ would wear anything other than 18k gold or platnium. My hubby disagrees – he says they are canary diamonds from Africa. My engagement stone was a canary diamond. It’s not as orangey as Lea’s necklace….so I’m sticking with the citrine.
I’m pretty sure it’s citrine. It sure as shit ain’t canary diamonds. No way she would yank out something that expensive to wear with jeans. Her “best” necklace aka most expensive is the diamondy one she wore to the gala. I was underwhelmed by that despite knowing it is her priciest one. I keep my jewelry in the bank. It’s a pain in the ass to go get it. I live in the ghetto so … I just can’t have things here. Lea wears costume jewelry all the time just like the rest of us.
I’m pretty sure it was citrine and “rhinestones” set in silver. Looks sort of Mexican to me. I really don’t think it is a very expensive necklace unless it is buy some famous designer or some shit. I just love it.
My mother had tons of real jewelry with fabulous stones in 18K because we lived near enough to Lebanon to go frequently and things were much less expensive back then. She also loved tribal costume jewelry and no matter what she wore everyone assumed it was “real”. This is a costumey piece. Citrine is too inexpensive to be set in platnum. AND Citrine is a stone meant to ward off drama and negative energy. I think she was just subtly throwing some shade with her jewelry.
I WANT IT!
Bahahahaha!!!!! Vapid twat……Funniest shit I’ve read in a long time!
Oh. I remember this… when people like me and think I’m funny. Welcome. Sadly, this feeling doesn’t last.
Last night’s episode didn’t hold my interest too much. Maybe I would have liked it better if they focused more on the gala & auction items and less on Joe Francis and the shenanigans of Lisa’s party.
Oh, that picture with Adriana & Frederic, why isn’t she smiling? Usually it’s the women who smile while the men don’t.
Loved last night’s show. More Lea manipulating things with her seating arrangements. I felt sorry or Marysol again. Lea freaking out like that over the dog…well, weird. And how long of a day was the day of her benefit? Wake up after hellish night. Go to venue. Home for dog at death’s door and psychicking from the little guy who was on will & grace and in Blues Bros as the natzi. All the lakes invited. Back to venue for gala? Sheesh. I’m tired just thinking of it.
I never notice jewelry. Thro has the name of someone with a site that specifically describes and gives the designer for HW’s clothes and accessories.
This Episode was funny esp Norman… Aee ah ah ooo ooooohhh Madness I tell ya!! I dont believe he didnt have any rice.. lmao
I too get very distracted gawking and Lea’s jewelry. They look like they weigh so much. The jewelry she wore to the gala was smaller in volume, yet stunning. Her gala hair was a mess though and did not look done at all. Her hair looked much better in the earlier pre-gala scene at her home.
Joanna, so pretty on the outside, but a nasty ugly skank on the inside. Adrianna is really riding her hard with the whore comments in public. Yikes…A little restraint in public will be more ladylike Ms. Adrianna…and what’s with that hideous pageant dress Joanna was wearing. Me no likey.
I loved it when Alexia dismissed herself from her conversation with Whoreanna when the carrier pigeon dentist to the stars swooped in with her “baby” fakeness. She calls everyone “ba-bee”.. She makes me cringe.
My love affair with everything Mama Elsa still rages on. I am obsessed with her.