I sort of thought I might have imagined this whole PETA thing with Joanna last night. I thought perhaps I just dreamed it up in my drunken slumber or something. But no, it is a real thing apparently. Which is awesome. Because there are never enough things to mock Joanna Krupa about. I dunno what is worse, being a high-priced hooker, screwing Joe Francis or making this PETA Campaign. It really doesn’t matter. I’m laughing about it all. Unattractive indeed.