It just starts like we are already into it. I totally believe Caroline. Juicy says she is always hating. Caroline is very clear about  Tre taking things on In Touch. Tre says “they asked me to be on the cover so I commented.”  AGAIN, WHEN YOU ARE PAID YOU GET THE COVER and interview to talk unless get bumped. Tre was paid for this In Touch Story so she gave quotes. IF YOU ARE NOT PAID they have no quotes from you. I love Andy going in on Joe about admitting it and his DEAD SILENCE while searcing for the answer of “I don’t exactly um…”

Point Caroline.

Cue scenes where Joe Giudice looks bad. The talking head from Chris about Joe and his issues is kinda hypocritcal since he is accused of stealing from charities, and fraud and all sorts of bad shit. No one is the good guy here. Now we discuss WORDS  which is my favorite thing. You can’t say “going to jail” or “in prison” you have to say “away” cause you know it is old school. PUHLEASE PEOPLE. It is what it is.

Joe is not worried. You can indict “a ham sandwich.” Um he did it. This is sad. Denial. Andy admits that he heard about this for the first time from In Touch. That would be the mag  Tre has a deal with. THat is EXACTLY way Jaq has been saying. Like Hi! I am your friend! Why not tell me this if you will tell it to a tabloid, first so I I know what to think? Now Melissa and Kathy are going in saying… YOU PUT IT IN A MAGAZINE, which Tre did. How were we even supposed to know how to respond when you didn’t even tell us?  Tre is all like, well I can speak to it to magazines  just not to my fambly. No one believes this Tre, NO ONE.

OH WAIT, Tre says she did tell her family and asked them not to bring it up on the show. And Mel says. I asked you not to bring up that I was a stripper either.Then something about Jaq being a stripper and no matter how many times i look back it doesn’t look good to me.

Say what you want about Tre, it must be hard for her to see her brother sittting behind the other couch. This is sad.  The Joes are NOT buddies. Joe Gorga says  he is the one who makes the money. Why are they reading questions? I thought the reunion was so private. You can tweet questions now? lol. How do you get in on these magical questions.

It’s just too much for me and I want to watch Revenge again before I get on my timeline. But damn. are we only half way through?  I love how Jaq says she is not a stripper.  I AM  NOT A STRIPPER EITHER!  People never pushed money in my fake breasts either! Stop saying that!

Oh Juicy Joe says “Somebody stole the show list”  SHOW LIST? lol look it up. It’s the term for the talking points on a reality show schedule.

Wow Chris talking about Dina… He is disappointed that Dina is being a bitch. Now the brother and sister arguement and I just can’t. Joe begs Tre to  be a fambly. OMG apparently grandparents have taken Tre’s sid and don’t love Joe’s babies. I love how so many people have to tell Jaq  not to get involed. DUH!

And here we are with KIM D. Sometimes I am drunk and this will be important and other times I just want to be done drunk blogging. Dear GOD let this all pass. Every one knew there would be  Target. Everyone. I’m  done.

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