Why won’t you people watch this show! Marta has a sad. She can’t make the same amount of money marketing her body! She has it so hard, y’all! Why is Ana trying to teach Joanna to cook? She doesn’t have to cook, Anna. She has other um, marketable skills. Did Bravo make you do this? Yes. But still. It’s annoying. I hate these staged scenes. I get that Bravo has to explain things and wants a tidy scene but dear GAWD. I see why you guys don’t watch. Wait did Joanna just put on a nude male apron? Priceless.
I hate Karent and Aldolpho. Karent musters the energy to bring him a diet coke with no ice. Apparently this is her best trick in a relationship. I may or may not have mentioned mine on twitter the other night. I saw a few of you giggling about it. While mentioning things on twitter are public. /giggle. And while we are on that topic. This is my site, that I pay for that I don’t make a dime off of (yet) and I’ll “mix” my issues in whenever I feel like it. I’m just me. Like it or lump it as my Mama would say.
Lea raises a lot of money. Lea has no idea about education. NONE. I’m liking her less for now bothering to notice what her charity is about. If you want to help education go make a donation at Donorschoose.org. you don’t need a ballgown and some glue sticks really help. It was so beneficial to my kids. And my benefactor could buy and sell Lea several times. I’m just saying. He doesn’t need to eat rubber turkey and prance around in heels to contribute. But can I just say the wallpaper in his….. oh nevermind. He’s lovely. I think I just blew all hope of Lea loving me.
I admit I am starting to get the Elsa love, but the subtitles not so much.
PAUSE! What is that around Lea’s neck? Dear GAWD I should be nicer to her just to get closer to that piece of art. I really do like you Lea but as a former teacher, you seem a bit condescending. You could make it all up to me by sending me that. It is insured? Were their body guards? That might in fact be the most fabulous piece of jewelry I have EVER SEEN. Someone screen cap it for me. I may be having an orgasm while drunk blogging. I’m talking about the black and white one in the talking head. Not the other one. She can keep that.
Wait. ignore all that. TWO THOUSAND CARATS OF EMERALDS? I believe we have a winner. Okay maybe I just watch for the jewelry. And that grand moment when Audriana smacks the shit out of Joanna. Let’s move on.
Karent is obnoxious. If you had to create an unlikeable character for a reality show it would be her. No one cares. Can we KEEES? This schmarmy crap doesn’t play in the US. We don’t know who you are and we think you are ridiculous. Take it back to where you came from. To us you just seem to be a likely carrier of diseases.
Lisa is a dog groomer. Can we get to the part where Audriana smacks the shit out of Joanna? PLEASE?
I am not sure I can keep watching, have an email to send and a debate to watch. Tell me.
I know what you are talking about and I will tell you why Adrianna seems off this season, it has to do with money. Remember last season when she was trying to get her now fiance to marry her no matter what, and now she not only doesn’t want to get married yet (and he is wanting) but she doesn’t wear the ring. It’s because her Rolls Royce fiance (that car tells of someone who can’t afford a new vehicle but the one he got from an inheritance) is running out of money and she knows it. He took her to that boat and her look said it all, that guy is barely able to keep afloat and she is essentially looking for another.
She was flirting with him and it wasn’t to be cute, If Romain said lets go or told her to call him at work she would have jumped on that. She sees him as a good meal ticket (has a club and money) and she wants him. Joanna is upset with any woman being around him because she knows that Romain is a good catch and has money and connections now. And as I believe he met her as an UTR escort, she probably is fighting to keep him from straying. Oh and if that sisters of hers is doing so well, why is she living with them (either for the show or she isn’t doing so well, sister is cute also).
She was flirting with him and it wasn’t to be cute, If Romain said lets go or told her to call him at work she would have jumped on that. She sees him as a good meal ticket (has a club and money) and she wants him. Joanna is upset with any woman being around him because she knows that Romain is a good catch and has money and connections now. And as I believe he met her as an UTR escort, she probably is fighting to keep him from straying. Oh and if that sisters of hers is doing so well, why is she living with them (either for the show or she isn’t doing so well, sister is cute also).
If you think that Romain is “a good catch” or even in the league of someone like Fredric you are thinking with the wrong head. I don’t think Adriana is the least bit interested in Romain. I will say she doesn’t seem to have much desire for Fredric, but his wallet is just fine. Something else may be failing in that relationship.
I know what you are talking about and I will tell you why she seems off this season, it has to do with money. Remember last season when she was trying to get her now fiance to marry her no matter what, and now she not only doesn’t want to get married yet (and he is wanting) but she doesn’t wear the ring. It’s because her Rolls Royce fiance (that car tells of someone who can’t afford a new vehicle but the one he got from an inheritance) is running out of money and she knows it. He took her to that boat and her look said it all, that guy is barely able to keep afloat and she is essentially looking for another.
She was flirting with him and it wasn’t to be cute, If Romain said lets go or told her to call him at work she would have jumped on that. She sees him as a good meal ticket (has a club and money) and she wants him. Joanna is upset with any woman being around him because she knows that Romain is a good catch and has money and connections now. And as I believe he met her as an UTR escort, she probably is fighting to keep him from straying. Oh and if that sisters of hers is doing so well, why is she living with them (either for the show or she isn’t doing so well, sister is cute also).
i just want to know where i can get Joanna’s italian naked man-apron, that could make for some fun cooking parties. if karent was my dentist i would pull out all my perfect teeth just so i would never have to see her again. and when does this epic b1tch slap happen? i so love Adriana
I watch every week…and it’s dreadful. I try week by week and I just can’t get into them. RHODC was far more interesting IMO. I had no problem staying interested in their story lines. RHOM really just doesn’t have it.
I think less people watch because they are hard to understand and there are too many if them that look too much alike. They added way too many this year.
Watching the sisters talk like they are 12 is embarrassing. Families should never be a part of reality shows. Fact.
I wish you’d blog the debates. I’m sorry you had a twitter meltdown. I’m glad you’re feeling better now.
People don’t watch the show because it is weak, and Bravo is doing its best to deliver on its investment by having every WWHL guest come on and say they love it. Too bad it loses tons of its already small viewership by the week.
I still can’t understand 75% of what’s being said, but
think I heard Mama Elsa ask the drag queen who the
hell are you – which is funny as hell if I heard right…
Figure when the slap happens it’ll be all over the net
so no one will miss it – no problem with me not watching..
I watch ROHM.
I love Mama Elsa & her fab jewelery. She was shaking her booty on the dance floor tonight.
For next weeks promo, it looks like Mama Elsa doesn’t appreciate drag queens. Why Mama Elsa why? If Mama Elsa turns out to be a homophobic drag queen hater, I don’t know if I can still love her and her bad choice of plastic surgeons. Oh heck, I still love that Mama E.
I can’t stand Karent & her social whoring… and where is her nose? Have you seen her profile? Her damn mouth is wide open all the time. Bitch, ok you are a dentist, we get it. She exhausts me.
I like the rest of the ladies, but that Lisaboobenstein is so hard to look at without tilting my head? Like viewing Picasso. Her cheeks, lips, eyes, boobs, everything is so lopsided.
Leah uses humor in such passive aggressive ways. Last week she joked Adrianna need photo shopping on her pics, and this week she told Marysol that her husband got his green card and left her. Burn.
Oh my gosh & that Joanna is a whiny cry baby. Gorgeous, but annoying as hell.
I cannot stand Adriana. In fact, I dislike her so much, I am becoming a fan of Karent’s only because Adriana dislikes her so much. I don’t like jealous people, and Adriana is Jealous.
I’ve never liked Adriana either. For someone in their mid 40′s she has very little common sense. Bravo is making her come off a tiny bit better now than last season when she danced with strange men in clubs late at night despite being in a relationship, forgot to pick up her only son after school and wanted her working fiance to pick him up because she was busy doing lunch with friends, cried about not having enough money for her son’s schooling but for some reason makes sure she has enough for professional makeup & hair, claimed the Miami franchise would be better than RHoBH if there were 6 Adriana’s, etc….
Yeah, Karent behavior is over the top and she can be annoying, but Lea makes personal digs at people (including towards Adriana) yet Adriana hasn’t done or said anything to her. I wonder why? Perhaps Cristy’s comment about Adriana using Lea to meet rich men was true? To be honest, she doesn’t seem to be all that in love with her french fiance.
I tried leaving a reply on Bravo, but for some reason they would not publish it….It was not hateful, and I felt well written. Has anyone else noticed how there is no ” Real” affection between Karent and Rodolpho? When they kiss, or whatever that tongue wiggling is ( lizard like ) there is zero passion. Also. Whenever she goes to touch his face he does that odd head jerking,and acts like he is growling and going to bite her hand. It seems to me that this is absolutely not a real relationship,he is a soap star ( actor ) and she had her PR woman in her office on one of the first episodes telling her how important it is to attend all red carpet events etc. I get the impression his preference is men. I do not think this is a relationship at all.In fact. They act like strangers in a large degree. I believe it was a ploy for the two of them to further their fame, or at least television time.