The other night I had a meltdown of monumental proportions. It may have been a personal best in fact. And I had it right here on twitter for your viewing pleasure. I saw all the discussion about it, apparently some of you needed to grab some popcorn and witness the trainwreck and tweet about it with your friends as much as I needed to just go ahead and get drunk and lose my shit. So, I’m glad I could be of service. I remind you all of this to bring you some news from another alcohol (and possibly drugs allegedly) fueled meltdown from my personal meltdown role model, Lindsey Lohan.
In case you have been leading a productive life all day and missed it. Lilo and her mother Dina were out until 4 a.m. in NYC doing some mother daughter bonding as they are want to do. When the duo stumbled out of the club at closing time decided to call it an evening, there was a alcohol infused brawl because Dina wanted Lindsey to have her driver take her home to Long Island and Lindsey wanted Dina to cab it so she could go to her hotel room in the city.
Lindsey, who was raised well, deferred to loving mother and graciously agreed to let her car take her to Long Island. While heading to Long Island, the two drunken women lost their shit entirely got into a disagreement over finances and Lindsey called her Daddy to give her some advice on life. Because he is an understanding level- minded citizen. So Daddy Lohan, spoke calming to his child who was clearly a drunken, hysterical mess, as any parent would do, began screaming that he was calling “the feds” because Lindsey’s driver was abducting her. Then even he realized that made no sense, he said that Lindsey’s mother was in fact the kidnapper.
Daddy Lohan call the cops (It seems “the feds” aren’t taking his calls) who arrived to the Long Island Lohan home and investigated. The police took a report and went home. Apparently both Lohan women passed out decided to get some rest because Lilo had to work today. But it all worked out fine as you can see from these pictures of Mother and daughter hugging their goodbyes. It’s comforting to see that meltdown can have a nice happy ending, don’t you think?
Whatever- who really cares…
Bad apples fall from coked up apple trees
This is a very sick family.
apparently father of the year michael lohan not only urged lindsay on, in her drunken excess, but recorded her phone call to him, and then released said phone call to tmz. what a sad family. no one should be surprised when this girl ends up dead.
Does Michael have all his phone convos if caller id says “Lindsay” set to record? I mean on one hand, its a terrible thing for a father to do..to sell information to tabloid but on the other hand, it should be a wake up call for Dina and/or Lindsay that someone (s) need rehab stat! sometimes it needs to be brought to light for a person to truly see that there is a problem. But Michael could have called Lindsay, met with her and said, Listen to this..doesnt this sound like your Mom needs help??
Btw..i was interested in this part of the conversation…Lindsay said she and her brother together lent Dina $40K to save her house. What does Michael Jr do that he has this much $$? I watched that shortly lived reality show..Living La Lohan or whatever it was called..Michael Jr was in college…now he’s out i guess but if he has time to travel with Lindsay, how is he working? sketchy..