Look, I am going to try to get this up and out with one watch in real time, so apologies in advance for whatever I miss. Meanwhile, I’m watching the end of the last episode of this crapfest and Kathy Wakile seems to love going in on Tre. That’s new behavior. Maybe it is the real her?
We start with Rosie going off backstage like the thug she is. Rosie is threatening to kill Tre. Caroline is trying to mediate, but she does it from perspective of Melissa and Kathy. Not the way to go, Caroline. And while I have your attention, you have your own family issues that you want everyone to butt out of but here you are, smack in the middle of someone else’s family. I get you are trying to help, but because I like you, I wish you would just shut up and stay out of the gutter.
Oh dear Lord, Andy suddenly has a Rosie retrospective. Really Andy? And of course Kathy says that her problems with her sister are Tre’s fault. Apparently, Rosie was Andy’s Mazel of the season. Apparently a whole lot of time has passed since Rosie’s violent rampage. Now she is all tearful about her coming out and talking about an ex-girlfriend who was “leading her down a bad path.” From what I recall reading on twitter, that GF got a restraining order on Rosie. It was all over twitter a few months ago. Allegedly. Tre seems genuine with Rosie. I don’t think Tre is a very good actress. We all see through her “everything is just peachy at home!” act. The Rosie segment was another waste of time. People are gay. Coming out is hard. We get it. This is 2012 not an afterschool special in the early 1980s, Andy.
Wow, Kathy has calmed down but Tre has not. Kathy apologizes for calling her mother a liar. Tre moves back but she makes Melissa and Kathy move down so she can have the seat by Andy. Then she says,”That means I accept.” Mariah Carey would give props for that Diva move.
Oh I know y’all hate me for this but I love Caroline. I just do. Is she perfect? No and neither am I. I also get Tre, and love her saying, sure I called her a cunt. Get over it, what is wrong with that? Caroline are you a bully? Tre can’t come up with an example of when Caroline bullied her. I don’t get the whole Caroline bullies her thing. I don’t think most viewers understand what ‘bullying’ means. Being a bitch is not bullying. Arguing is not bullying.
Tre is making a valid point. If both of your sisters-in-law come on with family shit to spill… that would be bad. Caroline now FINALLY admits why she is really mad at Tre. Because Tre is still friends with Dina. That would suck too. Because Tre and Dina were filmed together. I get it. That is a betrayal of Caroline.
After the commercial, Melissa sang pretty well. I hate to admit it but if that was her real singin
g…she’s good. Also, Gia is ON THE INTERNET saying that Melissa lip syncs. Jaq is passed out again. Because this is what sane, sober people do, they pass out on the couch. Melissa says that Tre has her mother come make her dishes for the cookbooks. I believe that. We all know that Heather Maclain writes the text and Tre’s Mom makes the pictures. But apparently they must be good recipes because Y’all just keep on buying them and that is because of Tre not the people actually involved.
Wait, Melissa says she is moving because she doesn’t want her kids going to school with Tre’s kids? Didn’t we hear all season that she valiantly went to Tre’s kids birthday party because she was all about the kids being together? Jesus, Melissa. I’ve bee over this eleventy billion times. Click the Melissa Gorga link on the left to see all the details about the house selling. I can’t be bothered to link.
LOL Andy asks Tre if she could meet a “better richer man” on her book signings and she says, “Yeah”
WAIT WHAT? That was the big assault by Melissa that she is covering up for by putting big publicity out saying Tre grabbed her? Really? Tre was turne toward Andy and Melissa puts her hand on Tre’s arm trying to get her to look at her? THAT IS THE BIG DEAL? Come on, Tre. And Tre screams “GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME OR I WILL SUE YOU?” Really? unbelievable this hype. Tre now says On Display was written about her. Really? Do you think Melissa actually wrote the song? And yes, Melissa fans I know she claims she wrote the song.
Dear lord, we are rehashing the whole “Melissa and Kathy got on the show behind her back” scenario. For the record, I think they did. And it was a a shitty thing to do. Talking heads about your family are WAY MORE HURTFUL than talking heads about some random person. Meanwhile, Nene Leakes has a couple of sisters that are not happy with her. BRING THEM ON ANDY!
Melissa’s black underpants are ridiculous. Then Tre does a weird prayer on the table. Caroline is the only one that cops to watching Celebrity Apprentice. She says she is glad Tre went so far.
Joe says that he was not talking to a girlfriend. It was stupid. I regret saying that. Tre says that they are happy together.Whatever Joe is a shitty liar. Juicy apparently had to pay a lot in damages at the jewelry store. Tre then defends his not having an income . Sorta. While Melissa murmurs “And I’m the gold digger?” Joe says he pays the bills.
Jac says that Tre’s husband cheats on her with the baby sitter, the secretary, etc etc. I’m ready for this to be over. Now Jac is quoting Danielle. Joe tells Andy he has never cheated. Jac tries to say they have. I feel bad for married people always having to live to some standard that doesn’t exist anymore.
NEXT TIME…The men join the reunion. As if Juicy Joe was a just another Bitch lol. Oh Lord, Wendy Williams is on this show… I.can’t.
Please. Count Jacqula lies like a rug. And you sound nuts.
I think the best part of the reunion was when Jax said Tre & Juicy punch each other. I think this is so telling, they have a crazy disfunctional union, their kids are reacting to their crazy and I fully believe that many times Tre is the aggressor and other times Juicy is…they need serious therapy…When Jax said that I got the crazy visual and I laughed but now I understand her delusional spirit.
just want to mention the thing that struck me the most from the show. on wwhl, goofy wendy williams was adamant that being on the show was extrememely damaging to tre, and that tre should quit the show for her wellbeing and that of her family.she said it several times, and andy cohen was speechless .everyone knows wendy is an idiot, but she was very serious and not to be dissuaded.. it was scary cause she was making perfect sense. andy didnt even have a comeback. interesting to see how this plays out in their blogs.
If the thugs in Atlanta are anything like sweet lil Rosie I need to get the fuuuuck outta New Orleans.
The Guidice-Gorga fued is too much. Rosie vs. Milania. Regulation UFC octagon full of Wakile brand connoli cream. Fight to the death.
Joe is such a bad liar. We all know what that molesty sounding laugh/groan was, and it wasn’t directed towards “Albie” or Felipe the pizza boy. Theresa knows too, which explains her over-damatic, contrived reaction to Melissa’s comment about it.
Was that really a Guidice wedding? What did I miss? So confused. I wonder which bridesmaid got Joe’s Juice up in the rectory before the church service.
As a person who works in the restaurant business, I know far to many pot heads to mention. Juicy Joe, is DEFINITELY a pot head! As a person who has witness men talking about sex and pot, they make the same grown! Maybe, just maybe, Joe couldn’t smoke for two weeks and his workers told him they where smoking a big fatty! Trust me they make the same grown! Just putting it out there!
I was so lost reading your comment then I realized that you meant groan instead of grown. Anyway that’s a funny explanation for his behavior but I can see it.
The only righteous path for each and every cast member of each and every RHW program is to break their Bravo contracts en masse and expose what “we” already realize about crooked time lines, producer friendships, dialogue strewn in such a way to put crap in people’s mouths and playing with real people’s hearts, minds and families. I know…Dream on.
One thing that stands out to me and disturbs me greatly (among many things) is that Chris Laurita is standing back and letting his wife unravel publicly….the drunky Twitter rants that combine autism “reseach”, beauty tips, and random snarky remarks about the Guidices. I recognize Jac’s behavior as I’ve been there myself. This comes from booze, antidepressants and benzos (which Xanax is). This combo ramps up your emotions from 0 to 100 in a nanosecond. As unsympathetic as I sometimes feel about her, she now has a lifelong responsibility that her immature consciousness cannot cope with. A loving spouse would help protect her from herself. I get it; she’s a grown woman. But, I’m beginning to sort out her behavior and see substance abuse, absolute financial ruin, and I fear…a spouse who might be thinking of walking away.
Jax is definately sliding a slippery slope…I hope Chris can help her, often times you don’t want it. I feel for her and him…I’d be happy to console him when he kicks Jax to the curb
“I feel bad for married people always having to live to some standard that doesn’t exist anymore.” Really? Fidelity doesn’t exist as a standard in a marriage anymore? When did that happen? I missed that memo. It still exists as both a standard and an actuality in my home. If it truly doesn’t exist generally anymore, that might be part of the problem in our society!
I didn’t see part 2 yet but part 1 got on my nerves and Jacqueline was the reason why. Just shut up already! When a whiny doormat tries to be ballsy it just looks and sounds stupid. Nobody was paying attention and Caroline was talking over her. The whole thing was just stupid. Then when the sister started yelling from the back with her drunken man sounding voice I was done. I’m such an idiot for watching this stuff.
As I was watching Part 37 of the RHONJ Reunion last night, I couldn’t help but pray that a local serial killer would come on and put an end to this mishegas.
Caroline has to face the fact that she is no longer relevant on this show. It’s time she cedes the spotlight to Teresa and move on and take those lazy ass kids with her.
Teresa is currently the only thing that keeps this show on the air. It’s unfortunate that in order attain fame and fortune she had to expose to the world that she is basically White Trash. Teresa would not know the truth if it slapped her in the face, and hopefully someone will slap her in the face.
Melissa is an absolutely gorgeous young woman with minimal singing ability. There doesn’t seem to be much difference between Teresa and Melissa. They both seem to have huge ego’s and will sell their souls for attention.
True Jacqueline is going through a lot with her son. Putting that aside she definitely needs some medical counseling. It’s time for her to pack it in and move on.
Kathy appears to be a very lovely woman but has no reason to be on the show other then to antagonize Teresa and hawk her cannoli kits.
The one commonality between these ladies is that they all had the same taste in husbands. Each seemed to have married a jackass.
Finally..someone watched the same show as I did..great recap..
Ok, where do I start?
Tre has fallen out with everyone on the show. If this many people say you’re bad, it’s time to look in the mirror. It’s funny that no one mentions the (Elephant) in the room; Joe has been verbally abusive to Tre throughout the season, calling her Bitch, Tramp, Punta (sp) and Cunt… All of you Tre huggers are either blind or partial because that is not the behavior a man shows towards the women he loves, be it a Husband, boyfriend, heck, even a friend. I believe everything Jaq said (accept the Danielle quote)…. It’s obvious that Joe and Tre’s marriage is not what they want people to believe. And for the record, Joe didn’t really address the issue of him talking to a woman on the phone, it was either edited out or he totally skipped over answering the question and jumped right to apologizing for calling her a Cunt and anyone who denies that is either blind or in a relationship like Joe and Tre….
You obviously did not watch the same show u did. But…who cares if they are trying to make their marriage seem better than it is. What do you want them to do? Try to fix it privately, or embarrass their kids further by airing more dirty laundry? Btw, Italian men are just like that. Nothing you can do about it. You are never their equal and gomars and names are pretty normal. Some women choose that. I tainted my bloodline with my kraut-mick husband instead. I had a beautiful Italian man ready for life. He is now 46 and still can’t keep his dick to himself.
I could care less if they fix their marriage or not, the point is………… HE DIDN’T ANSWER THE QUESTION, that’s what I’m saying… and as far as Italian men (being like that), I’m sure there are a whole lot of women who would beg to differ. Caroline’s husband doesn’t speak to her that way, Jaq’s husband doesn’t speak to her that way so you can just chalk that up to (that’s how YOUR) Italian man treats you. Joe is scum and he treats his wife like scum and if you agree with that behavior, that is your right but don’t excuse Joe’s behavior because you’re a Tre hugger……
I’m not a “Tre hugger”, which is a completely stupid name. And btw, if you could care less it means you care. Or you are not too bright and just don’t understand the phrase. Anyway, he most certainly did answer the question. Not sure what you are raving about. And if you’ll explain to me why you feel the need to put random phrases in parentheses, I’ll address the rest of your nonsensical post.
I didn’t even mention your random capitalization or misuse of except.
TC, you really need a life… This is an Entertainment site and I voiced my opinion so if you can’t take what someone says as their opinion, something is really wrong with you. You have a wonderful day Sweet Heart because I sure am
Uh….you are actually the one who disputed MY opinion. I just said you’re stupid. I don’t doubt that these are your opinions.
TC,
I hope you just ignore this quit contrary… Her ramble made no sense and I dont understand the harsh tone she displays through her dialog.
I understand your point, I don’t agree with all of it, but I get it.
Thank you for your opinion.
There was way too much emphasis on Teresa’s actions this season and not so much on the rest of the crew. Rosie comes on and there’s no mention of her threats to Teresa’s life. I mean, she sounded like an out of control lunatic. If Teresa had done the same thing, she would have been hung from her thumbs from the ceiling. Also, it did not ring true about how Kathy had a bit of a falling out with Rosie over Rosie’s ex-girlfriend. It did ring true that Kathy might have had a hard time dealing with Rosie’s sexuality. Remember, Kathy is OLD SCHOOL. I believe Teresa on that one.
Melissa said a couple of things that I found so inappropriate that I must mention them. First of all, the comment about her liking to touch the body parts of other women. Um…what heterosexual, married, mother of three would say such a thing? Something is wrong there. Sorry, no one can convince me that that isn’t warped. Also, Melissa’s comment about selling her house because she doesn’t want her kids to go to the same school as Teresa’s. WOW. I am completely disgusted by this remark and I cannot believe the women did not jump all over her for this. What grown woman, who claims to LOVE her nieces more than life, would go on television and say such a hateful thing? That can never be taken back. Her nieces will some day see that (although I would hope Teresa tries to shield them from this for as long as possible). She sounded spiteful….like a child. She was mad that Gia and Milania said unkind things about her singing and decided to get them back. I simply cannot comprehend an adult lashing out like that on TV!!!! She is supposed to be the adult. And how can Joe stand by and permit his wife to treat children in this manner. It was disgusting.
I agree totally with you regarding why Melissa sold the house.. If you notice it took a long time for her to answer.. She had to pause, muster up tears, and place the blame on Teresa and her kids.. She didn’t want to bring up the fact they are facing bill collectors for non payment. Who sells a million dollar home because she wants her kids away from her nieces that she loves so much.. yeah right..
I totally agree with everything that you said…I read previously that the home they live in is actually a spec home and they can’t afford to live in the home now that the interest free loan he got as a builder has now come due. Not how true that is but I would believe that story before I believe the lie that Melissa is telling about why they are selling.
Agreed!!!
I’m not a Teresa fan, but even less a fan of this ridiculous gang up on her ( did we really need to include Rosie acting like a lunatic? ) say what you will about her, she’s the one that’s managed to hustle her 15 min. into something bigger. As far as Caroline- her issues with Teresa are not only about Dina, which is huge, but also about the incident in Punta Cana. She can’t talk about it, because it’s still pending legal action, and that must be driving her insane.
Amen!!!
THIS !!!!!!
Tamara I use to love your website but not with this new format. This is the worst site I have been on which is why I do not get on often anymore.
Teresa is still a horrible liar…no one’s hands are clean…shoot the only thing I want to know is why Caroline and Dina went from ‘thick as thieves’ to ‘I don’t fcuk with that b*tch’
I clicked on Melissas link to see about her house selling (?) and it was a bunch of NJ recaps. What article is it in if you can recall?
If Teresa would stop fighting with Melissa. Tre then would leave melissa on the show with nothing to do. In a single season she would bore us and the producers would then replace her if she cant come up with an interesting plot line.
Tonight’s episode was much ado about nothing.
Jacqueline tweeted that the bravo staff gave her Xanax. And Rosie was running around making threats. All sorts of actual law breaking. I need to watch it again. It took me two viewings of pt 1 to hear Jacqueline say that one out of three doctors diagnosed her kid’s “autism”. Which I put into quotes because I do not believe he is autistic. I think she is a horrible parent who lets children get away with murder. Always talking about what he won’t eat. Guess what? He will eat it if he gets hungry enough.
doctors do misdiagnose autism so it is not far fetched at all to believe that 2 other doctors missed it. after he was diagnosed i am sure that he began working with specialists who would’ve caught on if he were not in fact autistic. hating jacqueline should not equate to pretending her child is autistic, or just taking a flim flam diagnosis to heart and running with it…jacqueline may not be the best parent but in my opinion MOST people aren’t great parents, doesnt mean they love their kids any less…glass houses.
A lot of children have speech delayed, unfortunately sometimes are diagnosed as autism. Jacquelineis probably loving that social security check.
This.right.here. Is why I love you. If I call someone a cunt or a retard, I am meaning to be offesive. Though retard was like the word of the 80s and is mostly just a funny term. If people choose to be offended all the better.
Why slang terms for body parts, and so abhorred, especially because women’s body parts are considered so much worse… IDGI.
When I was about 10 someone told me that if you said God Damn you would go to hell. I remember laughing my head off. I was a smart kid. I can’t imagine bad language being such a bit deal. If I am cursing you, clearly my intent is to piss you off and the fact that stupid people allow the terms to effect them is bizarre to me.
I actually like Jaq…not really sure why. Lord knows why? Normally, wishy-washy pathetic whiny women usually get on my nerves. They’re like fingernails on a chalkboard,
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I must agree with you, she’s a horrible parent. Any of y’all remember the comment that therapist made to her last season when he was @ the house discussing Ashley & Jaq’s lil boy took off running on the deck?
wow. not nice. autism is a real disability that can take years to diagnose and very difficult to understand. there are many facets to it and we know so little about it thats it’s just sad to accuse anyone of pretending their child suffers from it.
Oh shut tup. I’m not nice. Move on.
Not only are you not nice but you are also a retard. Those two qualities should take you far.
You should not say retard. Jacqueline’s kid is a pretend retard. She will get upsetty.
Retard is a synonym for ‘slow’ I didn’t use it nearly as much until some retard started saying it was offensive. I enjoy offensive words. They are great for when I want to offend someone. Which happens a lot. I hate the cunts that try to take away all the offensive words.
People who give words so much power are…well, retarded cunts.
Melissa sang Horribly!!!! Come on! It was so pitchy!
Give her a break. Melissa was on that couch for hours yelling & screaming at that self absorbed, narcissistic, delusional knucklehead of a sister in law….
Get over it Ms Franklin! Melissa is the self absorbed all about fame whore! R U kidding. Why did she come on the show other to ruin the family she is part of cuz she wants fame. Get a grip on life lady. I am no Tre fan either but be real. Gee. This show was so much better when Gorga/Wakile were not on it.
I actually didn’t think it was that bad. She’s no diva, but still.