Look, I am going to try to get this up and out with one watch in real time, so apologies in advance for whatever I miss. Meanwhile, I’m watching the end of the last episode of this crapfest and Kathy Wakile seems to love going in on Tre. That’s new behavior. Maybe it is the real her?
We start with Rosie going off backstage like the thug she is. Rosie is threatening to kill Tre. Caroline is trying to mediate, but she does it from perspective of Melissa and Kathy. Not the way to go, Caroline. And while I have your attention, you have your own family issues that you want everyone to butt out of but here you are, smack in the middle of someone else’s family. I get you are trying to help, but because I like you, I wish you would just shut up and stay out of the gutter.
Oh dear Lord, Andy suddenly has a Rosie retrospective. Really Andy? And of course Kathy says that her problems with her sister are Tre’s fault. Apparently, Rosie was Andy’s Mazel of the season. Apparently a whole lot of time has passed since Rosie’s violent rampage. Now she is all tearful about her coming out and talking about an ex-girlfriend who was “leading her down a bad path.” From what I recall reading on twitter, that GF got a restraining order on Rosie. It was all over twitter a few months ago. Allegedly. Tre seems genuine with Rosie. I don’t think Tre is a very good actress. We all see through her “everything is just peachy at home!” act. The Rosie segment was another waste of time. People are gay. Coming out is hard. We get it. This is 2012 not an afterschool special in the early 1980s, Andy.
Wow, Kathy has calmed down but Tre has not. Kathy apologizes for calling her mother a liar. Tre moves back but she makes Melissa and Kathy move down so she can have the seat by Andy. Then she says,”That means I accept.” Mariah Carey would give props for that Diva move.
Oh I know y’all hate me for this but I love Caroline. I just do. Is she perfect? No and neither am I. I also get Tre, and love her saying, sure I called her a cunt. Get over it, what is wrong with that? Caroline are you a bully? Tre can’t come up with an example of when Caroline bullied her. I don’t get the whole Caroline bullies her thing. I don’t think most viewers understand what ‘bullying’ means. Being a bitch is not bullying. Arguing is not bullying.
Tre is making a valid point. If both of your sisters-in-law come on with family shit to spill… that would be bad. Caroline now FINALLY admits why she is really mad at Tre. Because Tre is still friends with Dina. That would suck too. Because Tre and Dina were filmed together. I get it. That is a betrayal of Caroline.
After the commercial, Melissa sang pretty well. I hate to admit it but if that was her real singing…she’s good. Also, Gia is ON THE INTERNET saying that Melissa lip syncs. Jaq is passed out again. Because this is what sane, sober people do, they pass out on the couch. Melissa says that Tre has her mother come make her dishes for the cookbooks. I believe that. We all know that Heather Maclain writes the text and Tre’s Mom makes the pictures. But apparently they must be good recipes because Y’all just keep on buying them and that is because of Tre not the people actually involved.
Wait, Melissa says she is moving because she doesn’t want her kids going to school with Tre’s kids? Didn’t we hear all season that she valiantly went to Tre’s kids birthday party because she was all about the kids being together? Jesus, Melissa. I’ve bee over this eleventy billion times. Click the Melissa Gorga link on the left to see all the details about the house selling. I can’t be bothered to link.
LOL Andy asks Tre if she could meet a “better richer man” on her book signings and she says, “Yeah”
WAIT WHAT? That was the big assault by Melissa that she is covering up for by putting big publicity out saying Tre grabbed her? Really? Tre was turne toward Andy and Melissa puts her hand on Tre’s arm trying to get her to look at her? THAT IS THE BIG DEAL? Come on, Tre. And Tre screams “GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME OR I WILL SUE YOU?” Really? unbelievable this hype. Tre now says On Display was written about her. Really? Do you think Melissa actually wrote the song? And yes, Melissa fans I know she claims she wrote the song.
Dear lord, we are rehashing the whole “Melissa and Kathy got on the show behind her back” scenario. For the record, I think they did. And it was a a shitty thing to do. Talking heads about your family are WAY MORE HURTFUL than talking heads about some random person. Meanwhile, Nene Leakes has a couple of sisters that are not happy with her. BRING THEM ON ANDY!
Melissa’s black underpants are ridiculous. Then Tre does a weird prayer on the table. Caroline is the only one that cops to watching Celebrity Apprentice. She says she is glad Tre went so far.
Joe says that he was not talking to a girlfriend. It was stupid. I regret saying that. Tre says that they are happy together.Whatever Joe is a shitty liar. Juicy apparently had to pay a lot in damages at the jewelry store. Tre then defends his not having an income . Sorta. While Melissa murmurs “And I’m the gold digger?” Joe says he pays the bills.
Jac says that Tre’s husband cheats on her with the baby sitter, the secretary, etc etc. I’m ready for this to be over. Now Jac is quoting Danielle. Joe tells Andy he has never cheated. Jac tries to say they have. I feel bad for married people always having to live to some standard that doesn’t exist anymore.
NEXT TIME…The men join the reunion. As if Juicy Joe was a just another Bitch lol. Oh Lord, Wendy Williams is on this show… I.can’t.