Real Housewives of Miami has been on for ten minutes and I am just now starting the blog. So far we are getting ready for the big lingerie party with the slap heard round the world. Adrianna told most of the others that Karent gave an interview to the lovely Lesley Abravanel of the Miami Herald saying that she is doing housewives to prove that Miami has intelligent beautiful woman (like her) and that she said bad things about them having botox for brains and being attention whores. Attention whores? On a Real Housewives franchise? No WAY! And who is the one doing all the interviews, Karent? Ms. Abravanel says that the “botox for brains” comment was her editorial not Karent’s words. In fact, you can read the blog here and see that the only quote from Karent was, “I’ll kill them with kindness.” Not trying to take Karent’s side ever, but apparently neither Karent or Adrianna have above average reading comprehension skills.
Alexia’s house is beautiful and it seems like someone will be stopping by to visit her in every episode. I like her. I don’t understand why she is not a full housewife this season, she has as much storyline as anyone else. But enough with the girlfriend chat over sangria by the pool. Let’s get to Joe Francis showing up and Joanna getting the bitch slap! Continue reading »