One minute in and why in the hell is Caroline answering Jacqueline’s questions? Here we go already with the screaming already. I think Tre was the first to call someone a bitch (Jac). Andy is moving on from the birthday party story and Jac interrupts to ask Melissa if Teresa grabbed her arm. Tell us about Tre grabbing your arm Melissa. Jac really wants to be sure that story gets told. Good lord neither Caroline or Jac can keep their mouths shut while anyone else speaks. Melissa needs to learn how to sit with her legs closed. She on national television not hustling the crowd at Lookers.
Jac, we have read the court records for your business bankruptcy. It’s a public court record. The whole premise of the case is that you and Chris used business funds for personal benefit. Oh for fucks sake at the autism segment. That whole thing is unnecessary and out of place at a catfight. This show is about the housewives and the fighting. Why have a whole segment on one of the kids that was not a part of the show? I could have sworn Jac was tweeting that one of the only things the kid does say now is “I love you.” Let’s move on from this and stick to the main players.
But not on to Caroline’s kids. Jesus. Really? From autism to lap bands? This reunion sucks. Caroline only calls her daughter and asshole when she is being an asshole. I can’t believe I am watching this. Oh wait! Lauren calls Tre out about Heather Maclean writing her blogs. Oh yeah? Spell ‘napalm’? This might be the best part of this episode of the reunion. From Tre’s blog on June 16, “Melissa’s intent was to hurt me because she hated me. It’s not even apples and oranges. It’s more like Nair and Napalm.” I can’t believe Tre can lie about having a ghostwriter with a straight face.
I can’t believe we are even watching this. Teresa is saying Kathy and Rich have a bad marriage and almost got a divorce? Is there a picture of Tre in the dictionary next to the word ‘projecting’? And where did Kathy suddenly get a spine and decide to use it go after Tre’s mother? Isn’t that Kathy’s aunt? Kathy called Tre’s mom a liar and Tre’s father a coward. Why is Kathy so pissed at Tre a whole year later? I love how Rosie is threatening to cut out Tre’s tongue and kill her and the next episode they bring her violent ass out and sit her on the sofa. Do they not have legal advisors at Bravo?
As for Melissa copying Tre, it happens. Case in point the dress Melissa is wearing on the reunion is the same style as the God awful feathery dress that Tre wore during her talking heads at the end of the season. Is this glitter eye shadow a New Jersey thing? I haven’t even seen Derek J or Lawrence wear it down here. Though one time Lawrence did glue actual rhinestones to his face. I could see wearing glitter eyeshadow if you were six years old and playing dress up.