Filed under Big Brother 14
“I am so sad and dumb … mumble… didn’t get to go to the Jury House … broke … need an EPO!”
All that pretending to be straight shit backfired big time. This bitch is crazy!
Congratulations, Shane, ou’ve just been chosen to appear on The Amazing Race with Danielle!
“Just found out Danielle’s family has a reality show on TLC called Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo”
Awww… Poor Shane.
Dani zip up my pants!
“I chased Ian around the whole set tonight and he STILL hasn’t hugged me!”
1. ‘There go my Rogaine, Count Chocula, and Craftsman line of hot pink power tools endorsements’
2. ‘Shane play bad. Shane trust too much the Dan. Need shell necklace for feel better. Need now!’
3. Shane reacts to just realizing that he’s told Danielle where he lives.
4. Captain America digs deep to comprehend the definition of ‘twohead’ he’s just had explained to him.
5. ‘Danielle, I think you’re a great girl, but dropping a bloody sacrified goat head at my feet to seal what you call our forever bond isn’t cool, plus it’s freaking Kara out’
6. Shane can’t hide his disappointment at being told that he just finished being a Houseguest on Big Brother, that he didn’t actually just spend his summer at what he thought was a really long audition to replace Ty Pennington on Extreme Makeovers: Home Edition. Once it sunk in, he was able to muster a ‘Oh, okay. Did I win?’
One more… 7. ‘ Hey, is that an immunity idol in the grass there? What? Hey, your shoes are really nice. I have houses. When are we doing America’s Favorite? Who won the election? I hope it was that pizza guy. I’m sorry, I gotta go; my hair’s hurting real bad’
shane wish there was prize.
#2 is priceless but seems so accurate.
Did you have to spit it out ?
look in dictionary for dumbass, see this graphic definition.
Ummm…. is that a bunny in that pot??
Ya know, I understand Shane really needed the money. He’s in a bad place financially, but he was way more bitter than I think he should have shown. It’s like he could help letting his emotions seeping to the surface. The caption; Hi, I’m Shane and I’m bitter.
Yeahyeahyeah, right, absolutely. Who farted?
Yeahyeahyeah, right, absolutely…
barbinga… LMAO!!!! He did that constantly, didn’t he? Along with ‘No worries’. Totally forgot about that one!:)
Has anyone seen who Shane follows on his twitter page @shanemeaney????
It will make you go hmmm?
Andy Cohen, Kathy Griffin, Ryan Seacrest, Kim Kardashian, Neil Patrick Harris, various male “modeling” agencies, hunks of the day, men’s swim wear stuff, and even a gay porn star who is doing mainstream modeling now….
Ms Tamara you can add “beard” to Danielle’s autobiograpy…