I’m flustered at the moment over something that happened just prior to the show starting, so I seem to have missed the set up of why The Countess is in the kitchen. Has she ever cooked in her life? Oh wait, no, she is already ditching with Ramonja. I do not understand this ridiculous hair band shit that Sonja and others are wearing on national TV. It’s hideous. Just STOP IT! I don’t understand what the set up for this whole scene was, can someone explain it to me? Real Men Cook? is that a product promo for something? It seemed like an unnecessary ad.
Toast! (That’s my drinking word for tonight, sorry if this post gets incoherent before the end). So what if Aviva needs to be with Reid at all times? Aviva has safety issues, and rightly so, what the hell is it to you Ramonja? Let’s move on to the Countess being a whore! Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
Carole and Heather…I love them both, but shots are for the young. Heather, be more patient with Aviva. Heather and Carole are adult woman drunk, not Ramonja drunk. This is how grown women act drunk. Complete with professions of love and drunken kisses. They are perfection.
Luann is insane. Bravo tried the Ramona is pregnant last season, didn’t the Countess point out that they were all menopausal that season? Yet we are going to take out her egg this season? Seriously? “I’m opening a funeral home! I love to embalm people!” Is more believable.
Ah, my three girls, Aviva, Heather, and Carole. Oh Carole, analyzing is what we do, darling, we’re anxious and paranoid. But Aviva, enough with the husband crap. It’s no better or worse than Ramonja. They are inseparable too. They seem to be trying to get Aviva to reconcile with Sonja but those two can’t even be in the same room to this day. Aviva, it’s fine with me to call Sonja cheesy and low-class because she is. But for the love of God, girlfriend, enough with the ax-grinding. Heather is right on that one. Don’t alienate yourself from these two! They are allies!
At some point in the filming the “veterans allegedly refused to keep filming with the newbies” I am starting to think it was just Ramonja not wanting to film with Aviva.
Oh look Ramonja are in bed again. Does Sonja have fifth disease? What is wrong with her face?
Oh God, I can tell already Aviva is going to come at Sonja from a place of condescension. Oh Aviva, don’t blame shift, just apologize for calling her white trash. BTW, white trash does not mean moral failure. I know you have a Vassar education, but I need to bring you down here to explain some things to you. You ar not helping yourself. White trash ain’t about morals. Come down here and let me teach you the ways of white trash people. Oh Aviva, aren’t you a bona fide Jew unlike Heather who is only Jewish by injection? Why didn’t Andy Cohen try to help you out here? He managed to make Jill Zarin look great for several seasons but you are hung out to dry already. I have to ask myself why? Did you give them nothing positive to work with? I get it Aviva, Sonja is a drunken mess. But this is not helping her, or our perception of you. Sonja came out of that looking like the winner. Sorry. You know I love you.
So what did y’all think?