I read about ole Sugar Bear flippin’ his four-wheeler the other day. I didn’t really see it as newsworthy despite the fact that he has a very physical job in the chalk mines and it might affect his income.  But today I was over at the UK site MailOnline and saw them explaining things like this, “Meanwhile, the patriarch of the family, David  Michael ‘Sugar Bear’ Thompson is on crutches after sustaining an injury ‘mud  boggin’, which is driving a car quickly through mud according to TMZ.” Driving a car quickly through mud would be stupid! Unlike mud boggin’ which is just a normal Saturday afternoon! Those silly Brits!

Meanwhile, the tabloids are claiming that June and Alana are traveling to Wal*Mart with a bodyguard. I seriously doubt that.  Somebody named Bubba probably just offered to drive them. June would make quick work out of some LA TMZ types showing up. She don’t need no stinkin’ bodyguard.

 

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