I love Ana immediately. Karent is annoying me already. I was expecting to like her. I hope she is not on the Marysol, Alexia, Ana side. Oh good. Karent is jealous of Ana. Perfect. Rodolfo seems like a slimebucket. Clearly Karent’s parents, especially her mother see right through Rodolfo. It seems like Rodolfo and Joanna’s men get outted for being douchebags early in the season. This pleases me. Oh look Romain is the bartender on WWHL right now with Joanna and Lea. So Joanna stays with the douchebag. That pleases me too.
I already hated Lisa and Joanna from things I read during filming, so let’s hope they are on the same side as Karent. This leaves me with Lea and Adriana to sort out. I already feel like 8 housewives are too many. Say what you want, Alexia is a full housewife in my world. Lisa’s first line was whining about the heat. Foreshadowing? I just can’t stand Lisa. And now, we are moving on to Joanna. Joanna is an abject moron. I’m not even sure I can watch. If they film her ridiculous PETA nonsense I’ll have to FF though her scenes. She’s very pretty. Oh here we go with the PETA crap in her first segment. Joanna is coping to being the alcoholic housewife right off the bat, but she wants us to know she is not a bitch. Then she says a lot of bitchy things about Kim Kardashian.
I don’t remember Adriana from season one. She’s quite annoying. But I think she is the one that slaps the shit out of Joanna so I am going to try hard to like her for that alone. I love boats and I like her husband, but that is quite the serious refit he has undertaken. I hope we get to see the results.
Mama Elsa is the best! She doesn’t like limousines. They are uncomfortable.
Lea looks like she will be on the same side as Audriana. I like Lea. She’s an interesting character. I’d forgotten that Lea and Marysol had a falling out. Hopefully those two will mend fences for the sake of the original RHOM alliance.
So it will be great if the factions split the way I want with Alexia, Marysol, Ana, Lea, and Adriana one side and Joanna, Karent, and Lisa as the shunned new girls. Get on that Bravo. The only new girl I want to see getting air time is Ana. I only want to see Joanna, Karent and Lisa suffering for my viewing pleasure. I’m sure some of you will like the new girls which is fine. I love to argue. OMG Andy just showed Joanna’s Porn clip on WWHL! Gotta go, feeds are back!