You have to give it up for the Real Housewives of New York’s production/Bravo team for naming this episode Slutty Island. I was still trying to process the Big Brother post when the show started so I sort of did a double take on Carole’s discussion of someone having “butt sex” at the house. Was that supposed to be Sonja and Tomas? I saw them saunter down the path while apparently too drunk to remember that their microphones were live.  They really went straight to anal in the driveway? Or was she talking about Luann and Tomas. And how does she know it was anal? Fill me in!

I swear you actually have to pay attention to RHONY this season. Normally, I can read a book or blog or read live feed forums for Big Brother or cook or some combination of all the above and not miss anything not worthy.

This dress made Sonja look three months pregnant. Maybe four.

Bravo to Luann.  Way to get the fact that you are fucking around with the local Cassanova completely off of everyone’s radar by stirring the pot with Aviva and Ramona. Things would likely have blown over without that interjection of yours. “Oh but just yesterday you two were discussing who was going to ask Reid to leave.” Excellent work.Wow. Ramona actually apologized to Aviva. Ramona says “Life is too short, just let it go?” I’m amazed.  Ramona is sober and trying to rein in Sonja? Did I just see that on my TeeVee?

Meanwhile Aviva, who I so want to root for, is upset because the two blonde bimbos are not sucking up to her husband enough? She was expecting a party? She wants Carole to throw the bitches out? Come on Aviva, I totally get the anxiety issues. I do. I myself can barely ride in coach. But you can’t sail into the party (and it was a party, just not a party about you) and expect it to be all about your anxiety. Grab a drink, hell throw one on Ramona and laugh. You’re there. Enjoy the moment.

I love how Heather just stays away from the fighting. She made a good move staying in the bungalow with Carole.

 

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