Teresa and Juicy Joe are still down the shore. Teresa is still in a monokini and a cowboy style hat. This time it’s pink. Seems like Gia and Milania were MIA. Teresa has a huge smile plastered on in every picture. Joe sports his usual constipated expression. There’s another picture after the jump if you dare.
It I was in charge of the world, based solely on what I’ve seen on the Real Housewife franchises, I would immediately abolish monokinis, earrings larger than pie plates, anything off the shoulder, nude platform pumps, and lip injections. I just want the world to be a better place, people.
Thoughts on this What’s Wrong With This Picture Two-fer?
One quick question: WHEN IS JOE DUE? Jeez…..when you gut sticks out as farther than your boobs, something is wrong…
Her frosty pink lipstick is what’s wrong…
Tamara I really enjoy your website. Thanks for sharing your wit, wisdom and insights.
Today I watched series 1 of the RHNJ on You Tube, Teresa looked so different. I would even say beguiling, natural and very attractive. She was not as orange then. Her behaviour was flashy and pretentious but somehow, her character was much more endearing than it is now. She has changed so much.
Thanks for the compliment, Amy. I agree about Teresa, she was quite likeable in the beginning. In general the first season of all of these shows was much more genuine. Once they start making some money and getting lots of media attention it’s no longer a “docuseries” but more of a show. This is why I wish we would have had a longer season one of Shahs of Sunset for example. While I am looking forward to season two, the cast, if previous Bravo shows is any indication, will have lost that whole sense of wonderment that they are even on a show and will be more polished and on script during filming. It’s just the nature of the beast.
What’s with the cowboy look she’s been sporting of late. How do I contact her new stylist MIlania? And why, oh why, is she wearing sunglasses in the water? And would someone please haveTeresa kindly unwrap Audrianna’s blankie from her waist and give it to Barnie Rubble, to cover up the six-pack he would have been better off leaving in the cooler. Sorry Tamara, but your question should have been: What’s RIght with This?
She’s looks gorgeous to me. I bet half of you wish you could wear it.
Wear what? The monokini? You can’t possibly be serious. I’m going to assume you are joking.
Sorry Tamara. I honestly thinks she looks good. What’s wrong with her bathing suit… or her body in it? I don’t get it…
That’s smiling?!? Looks more like defensive strategy.
I’m also blinded by the glow of her white teeth!
Someone should tell whoever tweets or Teresa that it’s pouring at the jersey shore and the photos of kids on the beach and tubing are a little off today.
dear tam: how could you omit the most obvious item from your banned list ? of course i am speaking of the color coordinated cowboy hats.they should not be allowed on anyone over the age of eight. where does one even buy that crap?
You know those talking heads they do on RHWNJ? There are some of Theresa wearing a feathered number with her hair done in kind of a hair gel mullet do. She looks a bit like a bird about to take flight. I think you should add any article of clothing with feathers to your ban list. Oh, throw in orange spray tan while you are at it.
Every time I think about those talking heads, I imagin what would happen if you went about two inches (or three) back from Tre’s hairline and sort of made bangs from the point where the hairline should be.
This is why I am not a hair dresser.
Lisa from RHOBH is over 10 years older and just rocked a bikini. That’s what’s wrong with this picture. Foreheads are important. So is class.
I like it when Tre rocks a long dress- her blue one from the last RHONJ reunion was awesome.
Her swimsuits… not so much. Those seem to be her go-to in case of too-much-pasta pooch.
Well, Tre gets points for consistency…
She is so deep into tacky…
Add 20 years and age her, will be the
same outfits but maybe a younger man,
hopefully one with a job – oh wait, he won’t
have to work – she will be fabulously rich
by then…
Tamara, can you add the tacky furniture to
your list?
I just watched Teresa on “Watch What Happens Live” (the Aug. 26 episode) and she looked so pretty! She needs to wear things that flatter her! She dresses too young and flashy. She’s not a bad looking woman but she emphasizes her worst physical features (her stomach, decolletage, etc). I agree with your rules!!!! Great rules, for anybody to live by. Monokinis are so unflattering. Also: why is she stil with Joe? DIdn’t he call her the C word???? ARGH.
That bathing suit is just awful and fits Tre badly. One wrong move and there’d be a “wardrobe malfunction”. As for those one shoulder nightmares, if I never saw another one I’d be more than happy. Caro especially ruined that look for all of eternity. I still don’t get the fascination they have with lip injections either. I’ve never thought “gee I’d sure like to look like a duck today”. We all know how sexy ducks are..lol
Also, is it too late to add those extra pointy manicures to the list? I don’t see it on the housewives, more in the music industry but as long as I am in charge, I want to abolish those too. That is all.
Her swimsuit looks to be about 2 sizes too small for her. That and she doesn’t appear to have nipples.
Those days of wearing that gold bikini at Punta Cana are officially over. She has gained weight and she shouldn’t be wearing that type of bikine Melissa should lololololololol that would drive her nuts.