I’m just five minutes in and I am sure that Carole already has the best line, “With Ramona, I’m always trying to avoid a tantrum. Sometimes it’s easier to give her the lollipop. This time the lollipop is the master suite. “
The ladies have barely touched down in St. Barts and already they are trying to get away from Ramona. Ramona and Sonja are already drinking. I don’t think I need to point out how obnoxious they are. I’m exhausted and not sure I can power through an entire episode of this. I’m 11 minutes in.
Did I miss the flight in? Where is Aviva? I know she was there because I skimmed some of her tweets on twitter. Aviva needs to stop defending herself on twitter. She seems to cater to the lowest common denominator on there. Meanwhile, Ramona is bitchy because Russ slept over.
Again with Sonja and “I got to walk in first.” Seriously, is that a thing? Where does Bravo find so many grown women willing to humiliate themselves in foreign countries? Is that on the application under Shame: Do you have any? Apparently Heather and Carole had the sense to come home at a reasonable hour. And Luann brought home some dude and took him out to the bungalow where Heather and Carole were? Oh well, Jaques will never find out. The ladies are great with secrets. Did I mention I am exhausted? Perhaps I am just dreaming all this nonsense.
Why do Ramona and Sonja care about Reid being there why? Can we get some new script writers for this. Luann is wearing a coral necklace that is probably the first piece of jewelry I’ve seen in this franchise that I really covet. Oh look, Luann’s island hookup came back for seconds. Apparently Tomas is Carol’s (the owner of the bar) boytoy. This could get messy in upcoming episodes. Thankfully this one is coming to an end. Next time, Sonja apparently gets a turn with Tomas. I hope these women packed condoms.