I’m just five minutes in and I am sure that Carole already has the best line, “With Ramona, I’m always trying to avoid a tantrum. Sometimes it’s easier to give her the lollipop. This time the lollipop is the master suite. “
The ladies have barely touched down in St. Barts and already they are trying to get away from Ramona. Ramona and Sonja are already drinking. I don’t think I need to point out how obnoxious they are. I’m exhausted and not sure I can power through an entire episode of this. I’m 11 minutes in.
Did I miss the flight in? Where is Aviva? I know she was there because I skimmed some of her tweets on twitter. Aviva needs to stop defending herself on twitter. She seems to cater to the lowest common denominator on there. Meanwhile, Ramona is bitchy because Russ slept over.
Again with Sonja and “I got to walk in first.” Seriously, is that a thing? Where does Bravo find so many grown women willing to humiliate themselves in foreign countries? Is that on the application under Shame: Do you have any? Apparently Heather and Carole had the sense to come home at a reasonable hour. And Luann brought home some dude and took him out to the bungalow where Heather and Carole were? Oh well, Jaques will never find out. The ladies are great with secrets. Did I mention I am exhausted? Perhaps I am just dreaming all this nonsense.
Why do Ramona and Sonja care about Reid being there why? Can we get some new script writers for this. Luann is wearing a coral necklace that is probably the first piece of jewelry I’ve seen in this franchise that I really covet. Oh look, Luann’s island hookup came back for seconds. Apparently Tomas is Carol’s (the owner of the bar) boytoy. This could get messy in upcoming episodes. Thankfully this one is coming to an end. Next time, Sonja apparently gets a turn with Tomas. I hope these women packed condoms.
Thoughts?
Heathers run in with the window was epic and I don’t think Ramona should mess with her. That bitch broke her nose and came down for dinner!
I’ve partied with chicks like this and it always goes down the same way. lol I’m like Carole, orchestrating the atmosphere then watching it unfold. It’s just comedy.
I kinda like that Lulu stole “johnny depp” out from under SonJa’s (with a J!) sights. I get why Heather felt uncomfortable as she likes Jacques and doesn’t understand that him and Lulu are more for the show than real life. Lulu’s super competitive and couldn’t allow herself to be portrayed as a victim when the husband debacle came to light so she ushered in Jacques to show she lands on her feet.
Ramona and SonJa are girls gone wild and they bring the party. Annoying? yes but without them…BORING. They’re much needed to stir the pot.
I like this season and this trip. I like these chicks better than the original cast including The Bethenny.
Aviva…not so much. Her colors are about to show and the shit hits the fan I think.
If you like that necklace TT contact me through my etsy store (Native Dusk) and I can custom make one similar with vintage coral and pearls. I only have my earrings up for sale right now because I’m shooting my new line of necklaces soon.
You missed the best part. So did bravo. Heather running schnozzola first into the glass door.
Good Lawd! Did you see the size of that oily smudge she left from where her shnozz hit? GROSS!
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The volume of these women is ridiculous…all the SCREAMING!!!
Heather – plucked my nerves…can’t stand judgmental women like that.
LuAnn – I just laughed…I’d have done the same thing – DENY DENY..who cares who she had an island fling with.
Ramona – I just can’t stand her drunk ass.
Sonja – See Above
Aviva – I dunno about her
Carole – I like her … she seems not to take too much seriously.
Everyone already know LuAnn and Jacques have an arrangement. Hell she had one with her ex-husband, why do you think they’re so friendly after the divorce. So she got some while on a girls vacation. Is it really a big deal. And who knows what really went down. I want to see the footage, you know Bravo would show it if they had it… It’s all about ratings, ratings, ratings. I was starting to like Heather but she is running her mouth on camera no less about what LuAnn supposedly did. Now she’s back peddling on her Bravo Blog about how LuAnn didn’t try to sneak the guy in the house. Girl Bye… Why not just ask LuAnn if something happened and just go with what she tells you. They act like she was using their pussy to Fuck ol Johnny Deep look-a-like. And it’s so obvious that Ramona & Sonja have played Nurses’ with Mario Starring as the overseeing doctor.
Puhleaseeeeeee – someone stop the madness. If Ramona and Sonja are on next season I’m pulling the plug. Not only did you hit the nail on the head about these two – it’s almost painful to watch a grown woman behave like this. i know there are idiots on each franchise, but this one goes beyond the pale.