• Teresa can’t remember how to say Giudice. 
  • Juicy Joe lost his wallet fooling around in some random chick’s car. It’s not like he had a license to lose.
  • Everything is for sale when it comes to Joe Gorga. His house is for sale, his wife is for sale. Lovely thing for a husband and wife to agree on.
  • Juicy Joe tells his wife she sucks at driving. At least she has a license, Joe.
  • Oh Caroline, Tre is many things but she is not responsible for Juicy Joe’s stupidity.
  • What kind of sit down restuarant has “proper attired required at all times” on their name plate signs? Is there a problem with people removing their attire mid meal? WTF?
  • Jac is ordering screaming orgasms and talking about vajazzling at a business meeting?
  • Is there a countdown to when Tre steals Kathy’s desert contact?
  • Did Rich just bring a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue? I love Rich! Then the guys drink wine instead? WTF? And Juicy likes an oakier wine?
  • Tre’s kid is a year away from wearing a g-string. Once Tre teaches her how to stick money in her boobies, that is the logical next step.
  • Why are they eating out of takout cartons when they all have wives who are supposedly good cooks? Why wasn’t Albert at this shindig?

Thoughts?

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