Since we probably won’t see the most dramatic fireworks on tonight’s first of three episodes of the reunion, I’d like to talk about their wardrobe choices. I’ve been bagging on the wardrobe all season long and I swear their choices for the reunion are prime examples of these women not knowing how to dress themselves. I’ve mentioned their need for good foundation garments at length.  I swear some of these women seem to be wearing Walmart brand bras under their designer dresses. I understand finding bras in large sizes is hard. But ladies, we live in Atlanta, home of the flagship store of Intimacy!  It’s right there in Phipps! Yes the bra cost a couple hundred bucks but y’all are making bank, remember? Let’s talk fashion…

Let’s start with the left side of the couch. I’m not impressed. First of all, since Kim has gotten pregnant, she has lived in long dresses. I’m a huge fan of long dresses for myself, but the best thing about wearing long dresses is that you can wear flats, and if you haven’t kept up with the leg shaving, it’s no problem! Maybe her legs are swelling with the pregancy, I don’t know. It would be fine if she didn’t have some sort of applique on her boobs. All of Kim’s long dress looks sort of look like she is wearing a negligee in public. And again, her boobs are riding low but she covers them with yards of wig so, I mean I guess she’s fine. I dunno what Phaedra is wearing. It looks like sort of a plain black t-shirt mini-dress with a pleated grey tunic/peplum thing on top. Everybody knows the peplum fad is NOT for anyone with a donkey booty. At least she has a decent bra on. There is nothing wrong with Sheree’s dress. It’s a great dress to wear out to lunch with girlfriends on a hot day with some strappy sandals. I like it. It’s just too boring for the reunion.

Which brings us to the right side of  the couch. It’s disasterous. The smalls on the left may not have hit any fashion homeruns but the right side of the couch could not be more wrong. Cynthia looks good in anything. However, somebody needs to pick a season and make all these women dress for the same one. Cynthia’s cute pink dress with the long sleeves and the black tights looks a season or two behind the other bare-legged ladies with all their meat flopping out. Kandi wins worst dressed of the night hands down. I am not sure she put the dress on properly. Her dress barely covers her left nipple and there is apparently an under skirt to the dress that looks like she has some Jill Zarin Skweez Couture malfunctioning under there. Plus, she sits like a man when she gets angry. It just doesn’t work. And then there’s Nene. I hate the dress. I never saw Nene look as good as she did at the Bravo Upfronts. She was WEARING that dress and it fit her to a tee. She had on proper foundation garments holding everything in place and looked FABULOUS. Unfortunately on the reunion, I’m not sure she had a bra on at all and the dress didn’t fit right. It wasn’t as bad as Kandi’s issues but it was close.