Friends, readers. knuckleheads, lend me your
ears eyes. Despite the fact that Christ our Lord is risen today (Haaaaahhhlaaaaayluuuuuyaaah!), it remains a sad day for us here at Tamara Tattles. Nay, even the resurrection of Jesus cannot dry our tears. We come here today to share our sorrows and our memories as we lay to rest the beloved Sheree Whitfield, world renowned fashion designer and actress. Let’s share our memories…
We remember Sheree in season one throwing herself a birthday party with the money she got in her divorce.taking some pole dancing classes, and debuting She by Sheree at a fashion show without models, buyers or you know any actual product. Then yet another party in season two to celebrate her divorce (again) leading to the infamous “Who gonna check me boo?” blow up with her “party planner”. the wig pulling incident, and of course the unraveling of the She by Sheree line and Dwight claiming Sheree owed him thirty thousand dollars. Lord comfort us during this time of immeasurable loss! In season three, Sheree dated a fake doctor and decided that she should become an actress but neither storyline went anywhere. So in season four Sheree pulled out all the stops.
More sadness as Sheree and Lawrence make an appearance on WWHL
where Andy seems to be very upset and Lawrence covers his unfortunate sores…facial rash? herpes? with rhinestones in a strange attempt to divert attention. This of course was before Sheree and Lawrence broke up because Lawrence caused all of her hair to fall out. That was sad. But before they broke up, Sheree got to tell Lawrence that Marlo got so mad about not being invited to the made for TV dinner party extravaganza
that she called him a faggot.
The trip to South Africa brings us to this place, where Sheree’s Bravo manufactured storyline about Kim being racist has mercifully ended and all that is left is a mishmash of leftover footage cobbled together to make an already unending season feel even more excruciatingly drawn out. Alas we won’t see much of Sheree tonight because Nene has to have a realization
that divorcing Gregg will no longer get her a spin-off, and Kandi has one more party to discuss her clit and how she uses it to amuse herself on a plane, Kim has to have engagement scenes to set up her spin-off show
. So alas, as I told you first here
, Sheree is in fact leaving us. We can only pray that the last minutes we have with Sheree tonight will be reflective of her illustrious career and send her packing in the manner she so richly deserves. Lord hear our prayer.
If you are not too broken up about Sheree’s departure, please feel free to share your favorite Sheree moments below.