I have recently turned into one of those women who putter in their gardens.  Well okay, I won’t be puttering for awhile, as I am still in the dig up roots and fight the battle of the day lilies stage. But in a few weeks, I will be able to get a manicure that lasts and putter around perhaps with a mimosa in hand and enjoy the fruits of my labor. I mention this here because I’m gonna need you to make use of my email (tamaratattles@gmail.com) and keep me informed when I miss something. 

Yesterday I missed something. Something disturbing. I suppose it is my fault. I sort of gave up on reading the Bravo blogs quite some time ago. It seems to me that very little that is blogged seems genuine. Plus the RHOA are not really consistent in their blogging, due at least in part to the fact the blogs are so heavily edited for content rather than just grammar.  So imagine my surprise when I peeked in at the blogs today and saw one from Marlo.

The RHOBH blogs this season had included the “friends of the housewives” Pam and Brandi on the blogroll.  But until just yesterday, Marlo has been thankfully absent from the Bravo site. Until yesterday. Yesterday, her blog ghost writer, apparently the same one she uses for her personal blog, showed up to write some sort of ridiculous recap of the episode. WHHHHHHYYYYYYYY????  The only slightly interesting thing she mentions in the blog is that she has known Lawrence for ten years. Here we go again with cast members pretending they have known each other for years. Marlo was still posing for mugshots in Tampa ten years ago. I know Miss Lawrence has been saying he’s been doing hair since he was 15 but he went to high school here, in Georgia. He’s never lived in Tampa. Why do these people feel he need to pretend they know everyone? Why does Miss Lawrence allow this? Why doesn’t Miss Lawrence have a blog?

And if that was not enough, yesterday for the first time ever, @BravoTV tweeted some nonsense about a pictorial of “Marlo through the years.” There are all these smiley baby pictures and family pictures with no label making one wonder whether the woman who clearly looks like Marlo is Marlo or her mother.  The tweet said something about Marlo being a fashion setter even as a child.  I thought Marlo was in foster care? Who are these people in the “family photos”?  Unless she IS the mom, she sure looks like the mother in the picture. so it’s not a foster mother. There is a picture of her and Charles Grant despite the fact that she lied to Bravo about the two of them being engaged. Oddly, Bravo did not include any of her seven mugshots in the retrospective of Marlo’s life. Go figure. I did tweet the concept of  a felon fashion retrospective to @bravotv but they have not yet replied.

This better not mean that they are going to bring in Marlo. If they are keeping Nene, I have been saying that they will have to bring in someone who is willing to film with her and put up with her ridiculousness. There is not a plethora a choices for casting that role.  My understanding was that Marlo was supposed to be a housewife last season but was edited out as much as possible and only left in at all because she went to Africa and editing her completely out of that would have been impossible. So now, is it possible that they bring her in full time next season?  Please.God.No.

Please email me the tea I am missing by having a life (just for awhile) and understand if I don’t blog every little thing. Sigh, time to let the felon fans start singing her praises in comments…

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