Bravo Housewives Disorder (BHD) and Kim Zolciak’s New Song

Kim Zolciak shooting cover art for new single.

I feel like I should give you guys a heads up that Kim Zolciak-Biermann has finished work on a new song. It seems even with her new family image, Kim still suffers from Bravo Housewives Disorder (BHD). BHD is a new personality disorder that is expected to be included in the May 2013 version of psychiatry’s Diagnostic and Statistical Manual (DSM-V) under Axis II. In order to meet the diagnosis of BHD the patient must exhibit four or more of the following symptoms: (a) delusions of noteworthy vocal ability (b) an unusual desire to manufacture or brand distilled spirits, particularly wine (c) sudden onset of desire to become a clothing/shoe designer/stylist replete with fashion show  (d) an abnormal obsession with clothing, often shoes in particular often to the point of paraphilia  (e) lavish spending inconsistent with income, often focused on parties, cars, homes, or other very public expenses (f) numerous unnecessary cosmetic surgeries including  but not limited to: multiple nose reconstructions, bizarre disfigurements of the mouth, repeated breast enhancements and reductions, buttock implants, facial injections, brow lifts, face lifts, neck lifts, and vaginal rejuvenations (g) eating disorders: most notably anorexia and bulimia (h) severing relationships with spouse or close friends in order to gain “storyline” (i) onset of loud, crude, socially unacceptable behaviors (j) sewing the hair of other women into their own heads  (k) bizarre compulsion to publish their deluded thoughts (l) substance abuse.

Kim’s new song which she reports is about “her life”  is entitled Love Me First and will be released on iTunes within the next month. Kandi Burruss would like you to know she had nothing to do with this one.

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9 responses to “Bravo Housewives Disorder (BHD) and Kim Zolciak’s New Song

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHA …loved the last line of the article! I just can't be happy for Kim with this venture…as if it weren't for KANDI – she'd never had gotten this far with her..AHEM…music. Such an ungrateful wretch she is.

  2. Why, oh why is this disgusting woman still assaulting out ears? Why?

  3. There is so much autotune in this song it's hard to understand what she saying. @NewJerzeyBoy

  4. This song SUCKS. Ahahahaha. Even though she can't sing, Tardy for the Party, and The Ring Didn't Mean a Thing were fun, and catchy… this one just SUCKS.

  5. eg

    This woman CANNOT sing!!

  6. Umm umm umm…. My ears are bleeding!!! She sounds hedious… Lmao

  7. KOA

    IT IS SO SAD, THIS WOMAN HAS ENOUGH INCOME TO BUY PEOPLE TO WORK WITH HER, BUT SHE IS ABSOLUTELY TONE AND TUNE DEF. HER MONEY WOULD BE PUT TO BETTER USE HELPING UNDERPRIVILEDGE CHILDREN OR SOME OTHER NOTE WORTHY CAUSE.

  8. She sounds horrible.. pure mayhem!

  9. Its not thaaaaaat bad. Granted she can't sing even if her life depended on it but if she's doing something she loves & wishes to share it w/ her fans, I say BRAVO! Maybe some who are quick to bring it down can take the message behind the lyrics…. "love me first" Something, many people dont do. We all know we don't expect a Grammy or a world tour… she's just…. expressing herself. psRemember that we are individuals and many tend to relate to one genre which none is better than the other, just that some aren't eclectic in taste. Congrats Kim! -@agzuniga

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