On V-103 this morning Bill Bellamy tried to get Nene Leakes to consider a sex tape. Bill said he thought for sure Nene would be wild in bed. Nene said, “Bill, I am a lazy lover, I’m a wide receiver.” While Bill was going off on the concept of making a sex tape with Nene, they were playing some mood music in the background WITH HORSE SOUNDS. I am not making this up y’all. Um, yeah. I’m gonna leave that alone. Nene wore an olive green tank with a matching wrap and jeans. During the breaks Bill and Nene were both on their smart phones and taking pictures with people in the studio. Nene’s phone is very sparkly. Bill Bellamy talking about ballin’ and how people go broke spending their money trying to show out. Bill talked about ballin’ on a budget .Nene says,” It amazes me how people are really, really rich and then they got nothing!” Nene doesn’t understand how that happens. Clearly. The whole show, Nene never put her phone down or stopped reading twitter. Bill Bellamy never ages. I am starting to think he is from the same planet Tom Cruise came from. Bill will be performing at Uptown Comedy Corner tonight and tomorrow night with shows at 8 p.m. and 10 p.m. Nene Leakes will be on Let’s Stay Together tonight at 10:30 on BET. She will of course, of course, be playing herself, of course, of course.