Young Ben of the unkempt hair goes romping through the foothills of the Maya Mountains in Belize with a woman of questionable repute. He is cast under her evil spell. The two happen upon Caracol, where the evil Courtney playfully tests the limits of her fiendish curse upon Ben’s disheveled head saying “I bet this was the site of many a human sacrifice.” Ben, being of slack jaw and limited intellectual capacity, fails to remove the knife from his pik-a-nik basket and behead the sorceress at the top of the stone stairs of Caana. Instead, he returns to the lair of the spell-caster and banishes a sweet, fair-skinned princess. The witch cackles with glee and begins scheming a new plan while the deeply enthralled Ben waits for the blood flow to recirculate to his prehistoric brain.

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