With that dear readers, I must stop for the evening. I will recap the rest of the show, tomorrow. xoxo
It is the first episode and we have already had our first catfight. Guess who is the instigator? That’s right, looks like we aren’t going to have a single episode this season without Nene showing her considerable ass. As we rejoin the “ladies” it would seem Nene was fresh off her season on the Apprentice. You remember Nene on The Apprentice. She ran up against Star Jones and couldn’t handle getting it back better than she could give it and so she quit. So where normal people would be embarrassed, this seems to have driven Nene’s ego into overdrive. In fact, she seems to be suffering from “I think I drive the same car as a hip hop music mogul because I’m feeling richer effect”. It happens when you quit during the middle of your apprentice season but you still get a hater check.
But before we get to the final scenes, let’s back up a minute and join Nene at the used car lot. What is that? Why would someone as rich as Nene be at a used car lot? Because apparently, that Apprentice hater check won’t cover much in the way of a car. And why does Nene need a car? For her drug thug of a son to run her some errands in or at least to go to stink up the Walmart and get arrested for stealing razor blades and thrown back in jail on a probation violation. Nene was just tickled pink to be paying cash for the clunker as if it was some milestone in her uber-rich life. Nene, there are plenty of us in the world who pay cash for our cars, and we even by new ones! Shocker! Okay, before I move on from the parking lot debacle I must point out that Nene slutted herself up TO THE MARRIED USED CAR GUY for a couple bucks off the price of a USED CAR. Then, she has the nerve to say “Now that I am single, it’s okay to flirt!”. Nene dear, need I remind you, you are still married to Gregg. ‘Member him, you just went, or were just about to go, to New Orleans with him for the Essence Music Festival about the time this car was purchased.
So back to the catfight. Nene and Sheree are supposedly “meeting to talk like grown women” which is a stretch on both sides if we are talking about maturity levels and not the size of Nene’s rear end which has shown a level of growth Nene could never achieve in a maturity sense. Nene sets the tone by basically accusing Sheree of lying and trusting someone she doesn’t know over her. And that boys and girls is when Sheree pulled out her phone and CALLS TYRONE! Oh.yes.she.did! This freaks Nene out so she tries to counter by saying basically she did exactly what Sheree said but that she did it with Diana and not Tyrone, so she speed dials Diana and the it all went to hell.
Nene, seeing she was full on busted in front of the cameras stands up to yell at Sheree about how rich she is. Seriously. She YELLED at Sheree I AM RICH! I AM RICH RICH! And then, it happened. The moment in the show that is one that should be replayed on every highlight reel. Sheree yells at Nene to get her mother-fucking teeth fixed. Nene makes for the door, waddles out and begins calling someone to tell her she is pretty (probably the pizza patsy). Sheree, savoring her victory follows Nene out to the street taunting her all the way to her car, which now that I think about it was not a Range Rover; leaving us left to wonder who paid for the sweet wine?
And that is why Sheree has the glamour shot for this post and Nene gets this teeth picture where you will notice she is missing a couple teeth on each side on the bottom.