Celebrity Apprentice Spoilers 2014 Through the Final Task!

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Tamaratattles.com has  some more tea on Celebrity Apprentice, that I have been trying to put together that will answer all of your questions (well most of them). So click through if you want to know how it all ends. Sort of.

 

UPDATED: THE FINAL TWO I IDENTIFIED MAY NOT BE ACCURATE! I AM LOOKING INTO A NEW LEAD! Continue reading

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Real Housewives Of Orange County Recap: Meet & Potatoes

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We return at the exact point we left off last week because apparently knowing every little detail of Vicki’s relationship with Brooks is everyone’s business. Vicki tells Tamra and Heather that Brooks is part of her happiness and that she loves him. Vicki says they did not talk for two months and they both went to counseling separately and are back together.

Vikki wants to live with Brooks now that she is “one week divorced.” That is sort of sad. Tamra and Vikki are determined to get Heather to act like a lunatic and get drunk but she has an early flight tomorrow to get back to her kids. Oh and she also has decorum, a word the other two should probably look up.

Speaking of words people need to look up, Shannon needs to look up the word ‘cotillion’. It is not a class for children that teaches  etiquette and dance. A cotillion is a formal ball most often for the presentation of debutantes into polite society, or a military formal dance. I suppose the etiquette classes that young girls take have a cotillion component, but I’ve just never heard the word used the way Shannon does. Continue reading

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Nene and Tony Dance the Salsa on DWTS

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In case you missed LAST week. It was Foghorn Leghorn week, allegedly.

Great news! I don’t have to watch DWTS tonight for very long. Nene and Tony are safe this week and even better they are dancing first!  This is great because I have like four other blogs I need to be working on!

This week we see that Nene was upset with the package they aired where she acted like an ass and insulted Tony. After the show last week she was bawling because she thought he was mad at her. She really seems to like Tony and wants to make him proud.

Their package this week was back to being cute and fun. They have truly made up. Tony bought her a lovely floral arrangement for making it through the half-way point! Continue reading

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Nene Leakes on Millionaire Matchmaker

MMatch-S6Okay, I put this off long enough. Let me suffer through this episode. I may need something to get me through an hour of Nene and Patti. As usual, Bravo is off timing. It appears I have some Married to Medicine happening in the front of the show, so the damn DVR will cut off again.

Oh God. I am going to have to listen to Nene say “bri may” ten thousand times, aren’t I? I do have to begin by giving Nene props, I love her hair and her short-sleeved geometric print jacket.

Nene says that Diana is basically a doormat who does way too much for the men in her life. Diana has 13-year-old twins who plans to return to a career in nursing.

Dawn is a business executive who is used to being in charge. Nene says Dawn is bossy. Which is funny coming from Nene. Dawn is pretty, in shape, educated, has a great job, likes to cook and watch sports. Um, what is the problem? She should have men lined up around the block! Continue reading

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WWHL With Phaedra Parks:Drunky Boots!

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Phaedra is on with one of the chicks from Married to Medicine. I don’t watch that show as I am done with shows about Atlanta where all the women do is hate on each other like self-absorbed assholes. I know that on M2M they brawl a lot because Porsha Stans have pointed that out to me as a weird defense for Porsha’s behavior tonight. If that is true I can’t imagine anyone wanting to trust their health to any of the brawling mediawhores, but to each their own.

Cardboard Kenya is the bartender tonight and the drinking word is Nene Leakes says, “so nasty and so rude.” Both guests are drunk. Maybe Phaedra will actually say something real.

Andy asks the Quad chick about Porsha’s ginormous fake titties that she debuted tonight before they even had time to settle into the right place.  OMG this girl is bizarre. Someone name is actually Quad? Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Recap: Porsha Goes Psycho!

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It’s time to watch what will likely be the most watched episode of any Real Housewives franchise ever. It’s part one of the Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion where Porsha is about to lose her mind in a very short period of time.

Wow! Before we even get started Nene Leakes has her stank attitude going on. And Porsha and Kenya have some stank face happening too. The word is that there was some conspiring amongst the ladies to get Porsha to go after Kenya and it sure does look like something happened before the cameras began rolling.

Andy compliments Kenya on her dress and inquires about her scepter. Kenya explains it is something Queens carry. She is already grinning at Andy and asks if he would like to be knighted. Andy agrees to let Kenya “knight” him. This already has Phaedra rolling her eyes and pulling faces. Andy acknowledges Porsha’s ginormous fake titties. Continue reading

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Orphan Black Review

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So when the fifty millionth person asked me why I wasn’t watching Orphan Black, I decided to DVR the marathon. I am finally caught up and after a slow start, I am officially hooked.  The show airs on Saturday night on BBC America so there really isn’t anything else on and you might as well watch it with us.

I don’t have a lot of time to review this because it’s Sunday and Easter and the RHOA avalanche begins tonight. Plus I will probably do Million Dollar Matchmaker since Nene is on it oh and WWHL I think has Phaedra tonight, but if I don’t do it now it may not get done so here is the short version.

Orphan Black  is a Canoookian! science fiction (don’ worry I don’t like SciFi either, it’s really not all SciFiy)  show about  Sarah Manning, a grifter and minor con artist who sees someone who looks exactly like her throw herself in front of a train and die. She takes over her identity  as  Elizabeth  Childs who was a police detective in order to clean out her bank accounts. She soon realizes she is a clone and so was Beth. Her many trials and tribulations lead her to encounter other clones. At the end of season one she is aware of nine clones. Continue reading

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Celebrity Apprentice 2014 Spoilers

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It’s been awhile since I have had a moment to put together all the bits and pieces of information I have on the latest Celebrity Apprentice 2014 Spoilers.  I’ve had some fun putting together clues from the tweeter feeds or the contestants, and still don’t have every detail (which makes it fun).  This is a true spoiler post for the season that will air most likely in December. If you don’t want to be spoiled on many details including who has been fired and who has not, do not read any further. I’m warning you now. There will be no crying later.

I first spoiled the cast here back in March.

Meet the Men’s Team:

Ian Zierling (Beverly Hills 90210), Lorenzo Lamas, Geraldo Rivera, Kevin Jonas, Terrell Owens (Football), Johnny Damon (Baseball), Sig Hansen (Deadliest Catch) Gilbert Gottfried (Comedian)

Meet the Women’s Team:

Keisha Knight Pulliam, Kenya Moore, Brandi Glanville, Kate Gosselin, Vivica Fox, Shawn Johnson (Olympic Gymnast), Leeza Gibbons, Jamie Anderson (Olympic Snowboarder)

We began with 16 contestants are we are almost at the end with 6 left. There are a couple of holes in my detective work I hope to fill in later.

P.S. I have been adding and removing things from this format for a few days so some things may be disjointed. I just can’t fiddle with it anymore. Continue reading

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Jodi Arias’ Crazy Has Resurfaced in Jail UPDATED!

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NEW UPDATE: SOURCE OF COURT FILING DISCOVERED BY SMOKING GUN.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/inmate-hoaxes-tmz-576432

 

UPDATE: It’s hard to tell with Jodi Arias when her crazy is acting up or when something is a hoax.  This morning I read an interview with Sheriff Joe where he talks about the court filing below and corrects many facts (ie the do not say the pledge in the morning, they do wake the bitches up with the National Anthem but don’t make them sing, etc.). So he acknowledges it as a thing.

However, the motion itself is so laughably written, the first thing I thought was that Jodi, who actually is educated, would not have filed such a error-riddled document. She has nothing but time in there to proof read. So today other issues are beginning to come to light.  The address for Jodi is for the wrong jail. He signature is nothing like the one on her driver’s license, etc.  It is starting to look like Jodi is not the person that filed the document.  And more than likely she had nothing to do with it. Which means some new random crazy is out there filing fake documents and making up stories about Jodi exchanging smutty letters with a member of the Alexander family.  Um yay for more crazies?  Continue reading

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Evel Dick Donato May or May Not Have Been Hit By A Car!

Evel Dick So Evel Dick is in Ireland. Apparently, last night he went out to a pub and had himself a very good time. Then he got on his bicycle and went home.  Only at some point his face ended up looking like this. He has no memory of the night before, but is assuming he was hit by a car on the way home from the bar.  He claims he was not drunk, went to two bars where he had one beer each,  the bars closed at midnight for Good Friday. Got on his bike rode home on a quiet little street and the next thing he remembers he was coming too on the side of the road with some cab driver asking if he was okay. Got on his bike and went home.  No major damage to the bike. Continue reading

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Celebrity Apprentice Rumors Debunked

Donald TrumpYou know how Oprah Winfrey always asks, “What do you know for sure?” Well when I go to the Church of Oprah on Sundays I always wonder about that question. WTF DO I know for sure?

Well lately, I FINALLY have an answer. What I know for sure is that Radar Online has no source at all for Celebrity Apprentice. I try not to call out other sites, but Radar Online really likes to steal my stories. And I am about to post some HUGE spoilers I have been working on for weeks and I know that they will appear as an EXCLUSIVE on Radar Online within hours. Continue reading

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Million Dollar Listing New York Recap: What a Load of Bird Crap!

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This week on Million Dollar Listing New York, Fredrik is still trying to sell his “green” property with the $9,000 monthly condo fees. Good luck with that. I would never buy this place even if I was Oprah rich. That is almost $110K a year in fees! That is money that could be going into equity in the property. Hell, spending it on hookers and blow would be a better use of the money! Fredrik meets with the seller to negotiate a price reduction. He manages to get the seller down from 6 million to 5.5. That’s still a no for me and does not change the problem at all.

Ryan is looking to list a property in the Milan building in midtown. The apartment is stunning with views of the Chrysler building, the Empire State building and the river. Now this is where I’d spend my Oprah money. I love this place!  Three bedrooms, 2500 square feet, Chef’s kitchen, outdoor terrace on the 32nd floor. I’m in love. She is leaving this to be closer to the kids’ school?  Is she nuts? Ah, she is already waffling and thinking of renting. Renting is exactly what she should do. But that would mess up schmarmy Ryan’s commission so I expect him to go for the hard sell on a listing for sale. Why is this woman even considering listing? She wants to get $6.5 million or rent. Ryan says $5 million but agrees to take the listing at her price. So he has a gorgeous apartment listed at a high price with a totally unmotivated seller. What could possibly go wrong with this plan?

Luis is touring an apartment on the upper west side right by Lincoln Center. The views are awesome and look just like the views from Anderson Cooper’s failed daytime talk show. I can’t believe that show was not more successful. I loved it! Luis is trying to worm a listing away from the on-site brokers. He wants to advertise the listing aggressively at a higher price than what the seller is expecting. Because the building is all fancy pants, they usually do not use advertising at all and just pass the word among their rich and richer friends. Hmmm, if that is the case, why do they even need in-house brokers? Luis manages to get an exclusive on one unit with a potential to get the rest of the building if he gets top dollar. That’s a big get for our little man! Continue reading

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