I’m not sure I can tolerate watching The Real long enough to have a report that Porsha said and did stupid things on this episode. I just can’t. I’ve hit record so I can go watch Keke Palmer hosting The View. I’ll head back over and zip through to the part y’all want to know about. Tamera Mowry, I love you but what the hell are you doing on this hot mess of a show? Speaking of hot mess, do none of these RHOA have a stylist? Is Porsha using Nene’s? What the hell is that dress? Those sleeves? I can’t even think of anything funny to say. It’s just sad. And that hair on her head? Is it a full on wig with weave sewn into the wig? What is it?
Perhaps there is a merciful God after all. Our
emperor POTUS has interrupted all programming to usher Republican Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel out the door in a “mutual resignation.” Hagel has been adamant that Obama needs to take a more aggressive look and pay more attention to national threats abroad in general and ISIS in particular. So now he is being pushed out and Obama is interrupting television to say nice things he doesn’t mean about Hagel being his best friend in the world and the nicest guy ever. Most people who follow politics seem to think that it is our National Security Advisor, Susan Rice who is considered combative and divisive as the person who needs a “mutual resignation,” but hey whatevs it’s just national security. How important are these decisions really ? This breaking news didn’t take long, so I may still have to watch Porsha. I’ll check back in a minute.
Please help me! My sleeves are tryna eat my pinhead!
Tamar introduces Porsha as a southern Belle and then out comes Porsha doing the Nene Strut. Seriously? Does this chick just try to be someone else ever day? First they have her “spin the heel” which apparently is a wheel full of embarrassing questions??? Hers is “What is the most ratchet thing you do?” This is only an hour show and she only gets two segments so we cannot even begin to list them all. I think she should focus on the big things like dating fo dollahs, or preaching about gay folks and prostitutes being redeemable people who are below her despite being beard (allegedly) and an escort(allegedly) herself, and this “ensemble” as Tamar just called it could jump up there on the list as well. But no, Porsha says that the most ratchet thing she does is, “that I’m a twerkaholic. Dayum girl, you can’t get any answers right can you? She gets up to demonstrate and all the other girls on the panel do it with her. They are all better.
They go straight for her dating life. Here is how Porsha describes getting passed around by her man and ultimately dumped, allegedly, according to reports I’ve read. Porsha says sometimes she thinks she is in love and she wants to get married again “and then somebody will do something and I think, you know what? I’m just gonna do Porsha!” Not only is she now talking like Nene she even threw in the finger snap. I’m serious.
Tamera asks if she has made up with Kenya after assaulting her last season. Porsha says, “You know what? I just feel like at that moment I gave a bully power. And I vowed to never let that happen again, so this season if she say something I’m just like.. (tosses stiff fake hair over he shoulder and is unable to clear the giant sleeve).”
What is season 7 about? “This season I feel it’s about mending relationships or you know just trying to… it’s just a lot of soul-searching I think” Please click here for an example of how Porsha mends relationships. The show a clip of Porsha talking about Cynthia being “one of those Instagram THOTs.” Porsha seems to have forgotten she spent all summer posting naked photos of herself in Instagram to sell fake hair.
The ask if it is hard to be on Dish Nation talking about gossip when there is so much out there about her. Porsha says they have a new segment called Porsha exposed and they guys pull up rumors about her on the Internet and she addresses them.
In the next segment they play a game called “Are You Smarter Than a Housewife?” Tamera and the Asian girl are hosting, and they further cripple Porsha by putting her with Tamar against the two other panelists. The first question is for Porsha. The category is history. The question, “The famous quote, four score and seven years ago was uttered by which famous president..” Porsha correctly answers Abe Lincoln and immediately I realize that they have coached Porsha on the questions. Tamar could not answer what is 10% of $48.50 ? Porsha is asked in which US City is it illegal to tie a giraffe to a light pole? Porsha answers, “Florida.” I kid you not. Perhaps someone called out the Abe Lincoln answer. Tamera can’t help but point out Florida is not a city. Porsha’s team lost.