Guest Blog By Lady Cocotte
Jaidynn Diore Fierce is gone and no one seems to notice (“Stay Fierce! Werq that puss! I love you all xoxo Jaidynn Diore Fierce <3”). Ginger Minj talks about being on the bottom for the first time. “This was my wakeup call. Ginger, you’re better than this. Pull it together.” It really shook her. The girls welcome Trixie Mattel back. They almost sound sincere. Trixie is ready to play hard. The other girls try to shake her confidence. Katya puts it best: ”You can smell the resentment in the room just as much as you can smell Violet’s B.O.” And all of a sudden Miss Fame goes in on Pearl. Their feud has been growing over the weeks. Let’s see if it boils over…
I’m so excited about this week’s challenge that you’re going to get RuPaul’s entire “she done already done had herses” message: “Good morning, Baltimore. Having female trouble? Well, don’t be a crybaby. Because all you need to become America’s Next Drag Superstar is hairspray and polyester. Oh, and don’t forget to hide your pecker.” As any fan knows, those are all references to John Waters films. Squee! RuPaul enters the workroom in a John Waters-esque striped tee and commiserates that the girls really went thru it last week. “So listen: this is a good time to vent… officially.” Yes! The library is open. In the great tradition of the film “Paris is Burning,” the girls have to read each other and the best read wins. “Because reading is, what?” “Fundamental.” Now we get to see who is really funny and can think on their feet.
Ginger Minj starts things off, going after Trixie Mattel by comparing her to a clown fish. And then Miss Fame’s unoriginal looks. Ginger is funny but I expected that from her. Katya reads Pearl about using her shell as a your butt pad. Pearl does need some more padding. To Violet Chachki: “You keep working those corsets and maybe one day your waist size will be smaller than your IQ.” Katya, you crack me up. Violet Chachki makes a lame joke about Ginger covering her face. But she does good with Katya: “At this point you should make like your hairline and recede.” Oh, the shade. Katya laughs the loudest (good sport). Wow, Violet made me laugh twice. “Trixie Mattel, haute couture? More like haute glue.” Katya liked that one, too. Miss Fame jokes about Trixie looking like Ben Affleck (?). She turns to Katya and Katya gets nervous, not because she’s scared to be read but because she knows Miss Fame’s joke won’t be funny. And she’s right. As Kennedy Davenport explained, “Fame. She wasn’t funny. It was like… crickets.” At least she’s pretty!
Kennedy Davenport goes in on Trixie Mattel, joking that her lips look like a baboon’s ass. She calls Violet Chachki a horse and a giraffe. Somewhat true but not very funny. Trixie is up and she has a lot to prove. She jokes that Katya gets her clothes at American Apparently Not. “Ginger Minj, girl, did you ever save Carol Anne from the poltergeist in the tv?” Yes! Trixie is on a roll. She doesn’t believe the rumor that Violet took Sharon Needles’ crown (and posed naked with it, fyi). “And I don’t believe you’re taking this one, either.” Pearl makes a joke about Kennedy’s eyes be wonky and Kennedy isn’t pleased. Then Pearl tells Katya, “The saying is YOUNG, dumb and full of cum.” That one was pretty good. Pearl finally turns to RuPaul and the Queens all bust out laughing. RuPaul grabs the reading glasses. “The library is closed and Pearl, the door is over there.”
The winner is Trixie Mattel. “I’m back! Trixie Mattel has way more up her sleeve.” Continue reading
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This is some fucked up shit. I’ve been live tweeting all not and will continue for a while. The mayor and the governor is a fucking idiot. “We gave those who had wish to destroy space to do that.” Then tonight she was all “Don’t get it twisted.” Cunt satchel PLEASE We heard what you said.
We see what you plan is doing. We see you keeping the police from doing their job. As I am typing the NATIONAL GUARD is arriving now so that this cunt satchel can’t stop the enforcement of law. This is disgraceful. The LEO has not been allowed to arrest anyone. The number of injured police is on par with the number of people arrested. Continue reading
I am trying to tear myself away from the live coverage of the Baltimore riots to watch and recap this. We can discuss the Baltimore riots here. I really need to get at least the Shahs of Sunset recap up, but I am going to wait on Southern Charm and WWHL when I am not so preoccupied. This may take a bit longer than usual as I may have to peek at the news. Please post your news comments in the Daily Tea thread for today rather than here.
Reza and Adam are talking about Reza’s wedding diet. Reza has lost 10 pounds in two weeks. Reza and Adam agree on getting married in Thailand. Because who doesn’t want a paid for wedding by Bravo in Thailand. Reza is not sure he wants to invite Mike and Jessica to the wedding. Reza does not like Jessica. Mike is having a reconciliation dinner, which may or may not include GG. Because dinners are always a calm happy event on Bravo shows. Continue reading
The banks are finally foreclosing on the Giudice’s properties. On May 19th, their shore house will be auctioned off by the Ocean County Sheriff’s Office on the court house steps. The bidding starts at just $100 according to Vicki Hyman of NJ.Com. The Giudices bought the house in 2005, four years before the pair landed their reality TV gig on Real Housewives of New Jersey. At that time the took out a mortgage to pay for the $347,000 purchase. They took out a second mortgage to renovate the property sometime thereafter. Then, in 2012 shortly after the renovations had been shown on the show, Hurricane Sandy hit. They then took out a third mortgage to restore the home after the water damage. When their finances were reviewed by the bankruptcy trustee they found that the equity in this home was miniscule.
The house itself is 1,300 square feet with five bedrooms and two baths according to all the real estate sites that I wasted way too much time scouring. Because those stats make no sense. You can’t have five bedrooms in a 1,300 sqft home. Unless they are all big enough for one twin bed. Continue reading
And it looks great. But it is very interesting that Janet Hubert is in it. Janet who is a little bit off kilter, is the lady who played Will Smith’s mom on Fresh Prince of Bel Air Before being replaced by another actress. Hubert has been going off on Kenya on her Facebook page for months claiming that Kenya never paid her for her work. Hubert also refuses to allow her work to be shown on RHOA. Continue reading
Kingsley has been a very bad boy. :(
This is a Tamara Tattles Exclusive..Please give appropriate links, etc.
If you are a frequent reader of Tamara Tattles you know that a commenter here has close ties with Kim Richards neighbors. Kingsley was removed from the house by animal control on Saturday, the same day Kim went to Rehab
If he hasn’t already been put down he will be another victim of Kim Richards. Continue reading
I’m so pleased to see Daisy from Blood Sweat & Heels on WWHL with Kenya Moore tonight. If you don’t watch the show she is battling cancer and it is great to see her out and about.
Kenya is very beautiful tonight in a tamed down ensemble. Daisy is also beautiful with a bit more bling. I and not even going to go there with the Prancing bartenders. Nene’s under three minute (or so I was told) appearance on that show makes me want to puke. If you don’t already know the Prancing whatevers are some gay kids who have been excluded from a team for being gay or not being female or whatever their crisis may be. But the story is that Nene has been crowing about some filming she did on Oxygen as if she had a new show. No. She went on to a show about gay people show them some support. Did she offer to kiss their ass and throw them a gay parade? Nene has been repeatedly offensive to the gay community and this was a DUMB PR move for the Prancing Elites or whatever. I will not be watching.
Kenya is STUNNING tonight. She says she heard Porsha cheated on Kordell, not the other way around. Andy asks if Kenya’s dress was inspired by Beyoncé and she said no it was custom made for her by a designer who is her friend. As she says this the photo of Beyoncé in a very similar dress is shown side by side with hers. So Yes. It was inspired by that dress obviously. And Kenya wore it better. And Kenya’s dress is prettier.
Andy makes fun of Nene walking out of all the scenes this season and counts how many times Nene said everyone else is right. Ten times. Kenya said they cut a lot out but it was pretty much her response to everyone. Andy is not so ass kissy to Nene when she is not there. He is actually being almost nice to Kenya.
Daisy says she is better and has her “twirl back”
Kandi reads Nene
First of all I LOVE LOVE LOVE that they started with behind the scenes footage of all the women getting spackled and spit shined while Andy Cohen wanders around watching it. Andy mocks Phaedra’s GIGANTIC eyelashes. Everyone is in white and Nene is unsuccessfully trying to channel Olivia Pope. Just moments into the previews, I can see that once again my source was golden. Should I just wait patiently for all the Nenetards and Porsha Stans to apologize for doubting me?
Everyone goes in on Nene, Phaedra and Porsha and reads them for filth. If I didn’t have to blog this ish I’d be over on CNN watching Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown. There is like some kind of director’s cut at 8pm from last season and the premiere is at 9 for season 5 in Korea. I’m taping the second run later.
The hotel they always do this at, not only let them back after the police had to be called TWICE last time. But, they have decked it out in a zen themed set. That is new and I could not for the life of me figure out where they were. But it’s the same room they always use.
Andy starts sucking Nene’s asshole right away talking about her “big ass house.” I suppose you have to be from Atlanta to know what a poor choice of homes that one was. Regardless, anilingus appears to be Andy’s favorite position with Nene. Andy asks how it compares to Chateau Sheree. Nene says, well it is built and it is mine. Point Nene. I love when Andy brings up Chateau Sheree because it draws traffic to my NUMEROUS posts about Sheree Whitfield’s construction site. And yes, it remains INCOMPLETE. Just like Ilanya Vanzant’s assessment of Sheree’s Life. And Patti Stanger’s view of Sheree. Who essentially called her unmatchable. None of the ladies seemed pleased by Nene’s new home. Even Phaedra joined the collection of stank faces. Continue reading
A Guest Blogger by TamaraTattles.com Ru Paul Drag Race Expert, Lady Cocotte
RuPaul’s Drag Race’s much embattled season 2 winner Tyra Sanchez will soon be headed back to court. According to TMZ, Tyra is being sued for child support for her 9-year-old son, Jeremiah. TMZ’s sensationalized headline even calls her out for being a deadbeat dad. “According to our sources, Sanchez is currently paying zero support and has no custody of Jeremiah. We’re told he only sees his son roughly once a month.” Jeremiah was a major storyline in Tyra’s season of RPDR and provided rare glimpses of the ice queen’s softer side. In season 2, Tyra Sanchez was a lightening rod for controversy and she often went out her way to antagonize her fellow cast mates. The only things she really cared about were Beyonce and her son, Jeremiah. Since Drag Queens are predominately gay men, it’s rare to find young Queens with biological children. Tyra didn’t go into detail about her relationship with Jeremiah’s mother but she did touch upon the time in her life when she tried to be straight and live the life her family expected from her. I don’t think anyone who watched season 2 could deny her love for her boy.
This is not the first time Tyra Sanchez has faced the judicial system. In 2011, Tyra was arrested in Georgia for a small amount of marijuana (because, Georgia). She was released the next day on a $1,300 bond. Things got dicier for the RPDR star in 2014 when she was arrested for assault at a night club in Virginia Beach. Reports about what happened that night vary. Some sources claim that Tyra was signing autographs when she got into an argument with a heckler. Others assert that she was a customer at the club (not there in any official capacity) and club security had to remove her from the premises when she got in an altercation with another patron. Tyra went to the police station to file charges against the venue for injuries resulting from the fracas. Unfortunately, the club had already pressed charges against her for assault so she was booked and released. She eventually went before a judge and the charges against her were dismissed by the court.
Sometimes I know posting something is a bad idea and I do it anyway.
Well, I was just saying in the Kim Richard’s rehab post that with all the huge media focus on Bruce Jenner and the disastrous earthquake in India, it’s a really good time to try and get some things done under the radar if you are in the public eye.
So Bobby Brown finally made his move. Bobby Brown has filed for guardianship of Bobbi Kristina’s estate, according to reports by local Atlanta NBC affiliate 11Alive. Currently, Pat Houston holds the position and is in charge of the financial matters regarding the money that was left to Krissi by her mother Whitney Houston.
Bobby Brown moving Krissi to a sort of warehousing facility for those with global, non-reversible brain damage was an indication he intended to keep Bobbi Kristina’s body alive for as long as possible. We suspect he would like to keep her in this state for eight years until the entirety of Whitney’s inheritance is paid out at age 30. At that point Bobby Brown would be the beneficiary of all the money at the time of Krissi’s death. If Krissi were allow to die with a shred of dignity, the inheritance would go to Whitney’s brothers and her mother. Continue reading