Due to technical difficulties, I’ll be recapping tonight and I’m off to a late start. Sorry for the unavoidable delay. I’m going to make it quick to get this up, ASAP.
We start with Vanessa freaking out about still being HOH. Vanessa, as a recruit, really doesn’t understand how HOH works. If she talks about blood on her hands, or taking a blood bath one more time I will scream. An equally stupid Clay seeks out Johnny Mack to whine to about having to win POV to get off the block. Jmac is not amused by his anguish considering Clay has asked him to go through this more than once.
Austin is all confused about James throwing the veto. He still believes Steve is the target. Later in bed Austin and Liz finally kiss. I don’t think that Liz is as against this as she like to put on. I’ve seen her pawing him at night. At the very least, she sends mixed signals. Poor Austin is clueless about her lack of feelings for him. Continue reading
Someone name Jessica Johnson posted this picture on her Twitter Line that appears to show Jax arriving at Bethenny’s Skinny Girl party. IS that really Jax? Um why was he there?
What does it all meeeeeaaaaaaannnn?
Thanks to my TT spy for sending me this.
Photo from Nick’s twitter November 2012
TMZ is claiming to have law enforcement sources in Fulton County, some 2,000 miles out of the thirty mile zone. Their source claims that authorities plan to charge Nick Gordon with involuntary man slaughter for procuring drugs for Bobbi Kriss on January 31, the morning she drowned in her bathtub. If they were charging a drug dealer the would more likely start with second degree murder, in my opinion.
The initial autopsy was inconclusive due to the six month period of Krissi being in a coma/vegetative state for six months before passing. Yet, TMZ is claiming that, “toxicology reports will only determine if she was under the influence and not who supplied the drugs.” It seems unlikely that they could have a test that would give an accurate account of the level of drugs in her system when she was left alone to drown.
However, back in early February, Max Lomas was reported to have been in the home with his girlfriend at the time that Krissi died. He supposedly came over with his girlfriend and was there at 10 am when the cable guy showed up. He let the cable guy into the bedroom to fix the cable reception and it was then that Max discovered Krissi face down in the bathtub. He supposedly pulled her out and Nick cleaned up some blood before they called the police. This coupled with the information in the civil suit that Krissi had two teeth knocked out could be more evidence of guilt. Continue reading
I really don’t want another half hour of Ramona Singer tonight but Andy Cohen has a different idea.
Ramona’s eyes are like tiny little slits. It looks like she has had more work done. Michael is a huge housewives fan. He gets to ask Andy questions for thirty seconds. Which husband from the east coast would he do. Apollo Nida. What housewife confrontation at a reunion scared you the most? Teresa and Danielle season two, when Teresa pushed him into his seat. Michael says, “Really? More than Kenya?” Yes Michael, more than Kenya. Andy doesn’t really care for Kenya. Plus the THOT wasn’t attacking him. Andy seemed not to care for the follow up question and just said, “that was scary too,”
Andy has a three bachelors behind the bar for her to play a dating game with. Instead of waiting for the game, Ramona says, “I like the one on the far left!” I’ll take the one on the far right if he is left over. Continue reading
We begin tonight’s episode with Dorinda and Heather checking in to some sort of ginormous penthouse. Wait, that room was just for Carole? It’s like a whole apartment. Where is Dorinda staying? Carole goes by herself to pick up the ashes from the church. Carole is ridiculously nervous and saying silly things to the priest. As she is nervously chattering they show photos from her wedding day. Her husband had cancer when they married, but they both expected him to beat it. He finally gives her the urn, which is larger than expected. Carole takes it back to the hotel room and lays on her bed and cries.
Later, Dorinda and Carole meet up in Carole’s room. Where is Dorinda staying? In the maid’s quarters? They have the hotel send up tea and sandwiches and have a chat about their husbands.
The next day the ladies do a bit of shopping and the chat about Luann. Apparently the Countess has reappeared and no one is happy about it. After shopping, Dorinda is having a private cocktail party at an upscale bar. Carole invited some of her old friends from London as well. Dorinda’s friends are all very dignified. Carole’s guy friends were all in black leather. Dorinda’s friends brought up memories of her late husband. The cocktail party was more of a wake. I’m going to need someone to explain Carole’s ensemble to me.
Sunday, August 2, 2015 – CHRISTINA APPLEGATE and MARK CONSUELOS Show 12127
Monday, August 3, 2015 – BILLY EICHNER and JULIE KLAUSNER Show 12128
Tuesday, August 4, 2015 – JESSICA ST. CLAIR and SONJA MORGAN Show 12129
Wednesday, August 5, 2015 – VALERIE BERTINELLI and COLIN JOST Show 12130
Thursday, August 6, 2015 – TBD and TBD Show 12131 Continue reading
Okay, I saw that Meghan was dying her hair pink, but…really? WTF? Is she trying to relive her high school years? And I don’t have any idea who the other guest is, but she is first chair? ROFLMAO. I totally forgot this was happening tonight and I spent three hours watching The Bachelorette and drinking so, be prepared for a really fucked up recap. You know, as if the others are normal…
Andy’s intro is about Wham, Bam, Thank You Man and both guests are married to baseball girls. Andy is already making fun of Meghan’s pink hair. The bartender is from Quiet Riot and friends with the Dubrows.
Andy then mentions that Leann has died, less than a week ago. And yet the little gold digger is still there.
Next a cunt montage ending with the “classy as fuck” comment.
Meghan plays a word association game about the other housewives:
Vicki: Manipulative (probably the longest word she knows!)
Tamra: Loyal (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA sorry. Excuse me)
Shannon: Kind hearted (WTF? Please tell me Shannon does not make up with this trashbox)
Heather: Ummmm Motherly? ( that is shade according to Meghan. Interesting)
Andy stops the game. Interesting. Continue reading
I spent the last three hours watching The Bachelorette finale with one eye and the Big Brother live feeds. Recapping RHOOC was not even on my radar. My reaction to this season of The Bachelorette is Canada is not as nice to us as I thought. The repeat is on now and I’m not sure I will be able to contribute much to this show, but I wanted you guys to have a place to chat.
It’s always weird to me to watch a show after someone who filmed has died. I guess Meghan is going to be stuck with the kid who is a senior in High School for five minutes until she flies the coop. This is an interesting situation. Housewives husbands and minor children do not get paid. But adult children do. Haley is not the child of a housewife. I wonder if she is getting a check for this? Because the thought is the mother will spread the money to her children, but Meghan has no money other than Bravo and Hayley is not her kid. Since Andy is in love with all things Cardinals, I’d bet this kid is being paid to be on camera with Meghan. It’s probably not a great idea to give a young woman whose mother just passed a lot of discretionary money. I am just saying. Continue reading
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The Pumpkids sure do like their Periscope. Since I don’t have a cell phone, and I have literally lost one of two wireless land line phones and the one I do have doesn’t ring anymore, I am not the person to explain Periscope to anyone. I picture it as someone just walking around with their cell phone in one hand going through life with one available hand to do things with so that people can watch them doing things. Or something.
I really can’t judge the participants in this activity since as I type I am listening to random conversations of idiots locked in a house trying to be the sole survivor. I’ve been doing way more feeds watching than anything else. Banjo is about over the very strange hours we are keeping, with potty breaks all around at 4 am.
Anyway, my favorite periscoper sends me updates on the kids constantly. So I thought I’d give you all the Kristen news, because life can be dreary for some of us between Kristen seasons. It appears that she and Carmen, one of Jax’s (shut up Eric, I never know what to do when the word ends in X) exes have gotten the matching tattoo above. Because, Kristen. Continue reading
Y0u guys remember Nene Leakes? Come on, I am sure you do. She was that rich bitch on RHOA! You know the one who lived in rentals for every season she was on, rent likely paid by Bravo, with the husband who was ON THE LOCAL NEWS before they started the show as some dude who managed rental properties and did some shit he was not supposed to do?
Well now that Nene has taken out a mortgage on a house she has discovered that not everyone goes to Rent-To Own for furniture. She’s been to High Point, North Carolina where most middle income people go to buy DISCOUNT furniture.
Nene Leakes who finally has to buy her own furniture, has now of course declared herself an expert on the subject. Continue reading
After almost six long months after being found unresponsive in a bathtub in the Roswell condo she shared with Nick Gordon., the family of Bobbi Kriss has announced her death.
An attorney for the family said “Bobbi Kristina Brown passed away July, 26 2015, surrounded by her family, She is finally at peace in the arms of God. We want to again thank everyone for their tremendous amount of love and support during these last few months.”
Over the past six weeks we have followed this story and been disturbed at all of the circus surrounding this event. On July 16th, it was clear that preparations were being made to let her go. Now, ten days later it has been confirmed that she was finally allowed to RIP. Continue reading